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   messageicon Millions of Martian cats are fleeing in terror, at this moment
←Rate | 08-06-2012 01:53 by @tuxxer Comments (0)  

   messageicon One look at Megan Fox, and you know God is a man
←Rate | 02-06-2013 01:35 by @tuxxer Comments (0)  

   messageicon will not be available to post bail on the 31st, due to a previous engagement
←Rate | 12-30-2011 17:59 by @tuxxer Comments (0)  

   messageicon So that means when its 2013 next year, the century will be a teenager and not talk to us, and will know everything
←Rate | 01-01-2012 12:58 by @tuxxer Comments (0)  

   messageicon long range weather forcast for Damascus, Steel rains gonna fall
←Rate | 08-31-2013 18:21 by @tuxxer Comments (0)  

   messageicon How the hell do you call Batman during the day? A: the bat phone, duh
←Rate | 04-07-2013 18:19 by @tuxxer Comments (0)  

   messageicon Tim Hortons needs one of those highway construction signs for the drive thru, expect delays
←Rate | 12-19-2011 02:44 by @tuxxer Comments (0)  

   messageicon paul bearer has sadly passed away, the undertaker will be handling the funeral arrangements
←Rate | 03-06-2013 09:16 by @tuxxer Comments (0)  

   messageicon Waiting for some indian dude to come out with a song called Ghandi style
←Rate | 01-25-2013 19:07 by @tuxxer Comments (0)  

   messageicon Most bars should be called peace and quiet, after the no smoking signs went up
←Rate | 06-24-2015 17:08 by @tuxxer Comments (2)  

   messageicon The first thing I thought of was that a bruins game had gotten out of hand
←Rate | 04-15-2013 18:33 by @tuxxer Comments (0)  

   messageicon so is london bridge burning down yet
←Rate | 08-09-2011 02:51 by @tuxxer Comments (0)  

   messageicon The kids of Gaza do recieve the media attention, when they act up, we spank them
←Rate | 02-07-2015 11:43 by @tuxxer Comments (0)  

   messageicon We're told constantly to follow our dreams. Well, my dream is to thwart every single other human's dream. :HR Department
←Rate | 05-31-2015 17:16 by @Tuxxer Comments (0)  

   messageicon PS4, brought to you by the same folks that brought the phrase root kit to our vocabulary
←Rate | 06-11-2013 02:35 by @tuxxer Comments (0)  

   messageicon c'mon the shopping was'nt that bad at the Eaton Center
←Rate | 06-03-2012 19:19 by @tuxxer Comments (0)  

   messageicon You obviously did not see either Adama, Baltar, or Roislyn wearing glasses
←Rate | 05-16-2015 01:28 by @Tuxxer Comments (0)  


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