@Squishy_Penguin Funny Status Messages

   You would think when you offer someone gum they would take it, but no some don't...maybe next time I can just hand them a toothbrush ad toothpaste and they will get the message!

   Yes. I am aware that my shirt is wrinkled and no I didn't feel like ironing it....don't judge me.

   Oatmeal is only good for the first 8 bites...then you start playing with it.

   Good morning! Looks like you need a shot of wake the fok up!?

   So my mom just got her citizenship and she wants to change her name to Bunny!!? WTF. I'm dreading the day when I have to introduce her to my fiance. Mom seriously just keep your 10 letter hard to prounounce Asian name!

   My arms are so sore from playing Wii, I can't even wank it.