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   messageicon You know when the police arrive at your job at 9am on a Monday... Its going to be an interesting day.
←Rate | 01-30-2012 09:30 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was going to buy my first pair of Jordans.. Until I saw the price.. So I decided to make a car payment instead!
←Rate | 03-19-2013 12:43 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon A lot can happen in 2mins during football.. Like 47 useless commericals..For instance..
←Rate | 01-22-2012 18:03 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know its a sad epidemic when"MILFS" are now considered "Barely Legal" in the porn industry..
←Rate | 02-02-2012 12:28 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best things about celebrating the holiday with family as you get older is the kids table now contains alcohol.
←Rate | 11-22-2012 15:37 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love when my friends lock their keys in their car... And then call me like I can do something about it.. Just because I'm black doenst mean I know how to break into cars!
←Rate | 01-28-2012 15:50 by @Seanathon77 Comments (1)  


   messageicon A good man will admit when hes wrong.. A really good man will change the subject... Without the other party even realizing it..
←Rate | 01-29-2012 20:40 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Walking around with a clipboard and suit on..Makes me feel very important...Even tho I'm not doing anything besides just walking around.
←Rate | 01-18-2012 11:26 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Seriously.. Shouldnt the etrade baby be like 7 by now?
←Rate | 02-05-2012 23:46 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Saw one of those electric cars zip by me the othee day. Finally its starting to look like The Jetsons around here!
←Rate | 02-26-2012 22:41 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think its safe to say.. We all have that one co-worker that doesnt know when to STFU!
←Rate | 01-31-2012 08:28 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon People who constantly think their spouse is always cheating on them..Should just stay single and miserable forever.
←Rate | 02-19-2012 10:26 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The New iPhone5 is out.. It now fits up your a$$hole!
←Rate | 09-21-2012 23:19 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Keep Calm and Keep scrolling... I got nothing funny to say here.
←Rate | 03-14-2013 09:42 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love when my friends tell me they have 3 or 4 days off from work. Then want to make plans to go out and expect me to pay the bill because their check sucked. Well maybe your a$$ should of went to work instead of bragging about being off.
←Rate | 01-29-2012 15:05 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I ever do drag... My stage name is going to be Amber Alert.. That way I'll have everyone looking out for me
←Rate | 01-10-2012 10:27 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just realized.. I called one of my customers from work 48 times.. While trying to vote for someone on a reality tv show... Whoopsies
←Rate | 03-15-2012 12:06 by @seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bet if Tom Brady wore his UGGS Boots last night he probably would have played a lot better!
←Rate | 02-06-2012 09:51 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies... If your going to post "Selfie" pics from the bathroom... Can't you atleast make sure the toliet is not in the picture...
←Rate | 06-18-2013 17:28 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If anybodys looking for me i'll be in Southie lookin for Erin's Gold Bra. Happy St Patricks Day
←Rate | 03-17-2013 09:02 by @Seanathon77 Comments (0)  



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