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   messageicon Funny how things change with time, I used to hate spankings.. ;)
←Rate | 11-22-2011 14:16 by @RonnieChapman Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you close your eyes when you're at the gym, it sounds like you're in a porno..
←Rate | 11-21-2011 15:13 by @RonnieChapman Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bet Jim Harbaugh used to unplug the Nintendo when his brother was winning.
←Rate | 02-03-2013 23:34 by @RonnieChapman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Boat on land. Worst escape vehicle ever.
←Rate | 04-19-2013 20:51 by @RonnieChapman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never get on one knee for a girl that won't get on two for you..
←Rate | 11-21-2011 15:02 by @RonnieChapman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Religion is like a buffet. People take what they like and ignore the rest..
←Rate | 06-01-2014 16:09 by @RonnieChapman Comments (0)  


   messageicon On a scale from 1 to 420.. How much Easter candy are you eating right now?
←Rate | 04-20-2014 16:39 by @RonnieChapman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girls want a fairy tale relationship, guys want a happy ending. ;)
←Rate | 11-21-2011 15:12 by @RonnieChapman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Strangers can become best friends just as easy as best friends can become strangers.....
←Rate | 07-30-2014 20:21 by @RonnieChapman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do you think that the guy that invented the breathalyzer has any friends left?
←Rate | 05-03-2014 04:02 by @RonnieChapman Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's all shlts and giggles till someone giggles and shlts..
←Rate | 12-03-2011 03:31 by @RonnieChapman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Woah.. the room is spinning.. I knew the world revolved around me.. ;)
←Rate | 11-21-2011 14:31 by @RonnieChapman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever you're feeling down, I'll be there to feel you up. ♥
←Rate | 11-23-2011 22:21 by @RonnieChapman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Me: "I'm here for the hookers and the booze!!!" Her: "Sir, this is a library." Me: *whispers... "I'm here for the hookers and the booze."
←Rate | 08-10-2014 14:23 by @RonnieChapman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women are supposed to be like butterflies. Beautiful and hard to catch but most of y'all are like mosquitoes, annoying and easy to smash.
←Rate | 06-01-2014 18:01 by @RonnieChapman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear sluts, This might come as a surprise to you, but your boobs go inside your shirt. Just kidding, show me your tiitties
←Rate | 09-04-2013 20:51 by @RonnieChapman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Relationships are a winter sport..
←Rate | 11-28-2011 15:00 by @RonnieChapman Comments (0)  


   messageicon I use to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean
←Rate | 07-03-2014 00:16 by @RonnieChapman Comments (0)  


   messageicon We all have a "friend" we don't even like..
←Rate | 12-01-2011 01:39 by @RonnieChapman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Check out Google's homepage right now. It's hilarious
←Rate | 06-23-2014 22:02 by @RonnieChapman Comments (0)  


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