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   messageicon "Have fun" is just a nicer phrase for "have a horrible time without me."
←Rate | 02-28-2012 23:30 by @DonSicks Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know your childhood is over when you fall asleep on the couch and wake up on the couch.
←Rate | 04-16-2012 02:07 by @DonSicks Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never trust someone that has 0 text messages in their phone.
←Rate | 02-20-2012 15:06 by @DonSicks Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wasnt that drunk..." "Dude, you were telling 'Yo mama' jokes to orphans...
←Rate | 02-19-2012 16:18 by @DonSicks Comments (0)  


   messageicon 4xy+5x+-2b = b²-√5x F*ck this sh*t, I'll work at McDonalds.
←Rate | 02-19-2012 15:41 by @DonSicks Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who says I can't cook? You've obviously never tasted my cereal!
←Rate | 02-19-2012 15:55 by @DonSicks Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's funny how you can tell someone likes someone else, but you can't tell when someone likes you.
←Rate | 04-16-2012 02:04 by @DonSicks Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cartoons: The only place where you can wear the same thing everyday, and nobody cares.
←Rate | 02-19-2012 15:57 by @DonSicks Comments (0)  


   messageicon So I met this prostitute who said she'd do anything for $20. Guess who got their homework done. ;)
←Rate | 02-19-2012 15:28 by @DonSicks Comments (0)  


   messageicon THE POWER OF THE WINKY FACE: "Hey, Want some of my banana? :)" ... "Hey, Want some of my banana? ;)"
←Rate | 02-19-2012 15:58 by @DonSicks Comments (0)  


   messageicon "What comes after the letter T?" Normal People: "U" Me: "Wait. A, B, C, D, E, F, G....."
←Rate | 02-19-2012 15:57 by @DonSicks Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life is s( o )( o ) much funnier when you have a dirty mind.
←Rate | 02-19-2012 15:29 by @DonSicks Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear radio stations, You do know there are more than 5 songs in the world, right? Sincerly annoyed listeners.
←Rate | 02-19-2012 15:53 by @DonSicks Comments (0)  


   messageicon *Girl on Facebook* "I need a boyfriend for the winter to keep me warm" ...or you can just buy a coat
←Rate | 02-19-2012 16:00 by @DonSicks Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I wasnt that Drunk", "Dude you were in my pool trying to find Nemo"
←Rate | 02-19-2012 16:24 by @DonSicks Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lil Wayne Engaged, Wiz Khalifa Engaged, Snooki Pregnant & Engaged.... Everybody got a ring but Lebron.
←Rate | 03-24-2012 01:39 by @DonSicks Comments (0)  


   messageicon The teacher asked me what book I read this summer & I said, "Facebook."
←Rate | 02-19-2012 16:05 by @DonSicks Comments (0)  


   messageicon You like to sleep? Damn me too. Let's do it some time together ;)
←Rate | 04-16-2012 02:13 by @DonSicks Comments (0)  


   messageicon I want Jimmy Neutron's Brain, Phineas & Ferb's Summer, and Timmy Turner's Goldfish
←Rate | 04-16-2012 02:15 by @DonSicks Comments (0)  


   messageicon Teacher : "DO YOU WANT TO SPEND LUNCH IN MY CLASS?!?!?!" - Student: "Are you asking me out? O_O"
←Rate | 02-19-2012 15:55 by @DonSicks Comments (0)  


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