@DarronDiesel Funny Status Messages

   According to my childhood, 1 out of 3 pigs are excellent builders.

   There should be cell phone chargers & free WiFi in waiting rooms instead of magazines & crappy TV.

   If Oreo's taught me one thing, it's that taking your food apart and licking it before you eat it is perfectly normal.

   I like to practice ballet every day because it keeps me on my toes.