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   messageicon This Crazy lady with Mad Road rage was yelling out her window at me Today.. "I'm gonna make your life a living hell" ...I yelled back, "Thanks but I'm not looking for a relationship right now."
←Rate | 03-01-2016 05:53 by @DJPhatJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon The saying "More than one way to skin a cat" Probably came from a Chinese food restaurant owner
←Rate | 08-04-2016 04:33 by @DJPhatJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you leave a dream catcher in the rain, does it become a wet dream catcher
←Rate | 08-03-2016 02:03 by @DJPhatJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Chicken Pot Pie.. Three of my favorite things 😁
←Rate | 10-18-2016 03:02 by @DJPhatJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you love something set it free, if it comes back set it free again because nobody else loved it either
←Rate | 06-03-2016 19:20 by @DJPhatJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Do not touch!" must be one of the scariest things to read in brail.
←Rate | 08-05-2016 22:03 by @DJPhatJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon My debit card isn't the only thing I wanna tap tonight.
←Rate | 08-12-2016 21:52 by @DJPhatJ Comments (0)  


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