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   messageicon A woman with big boobs will never truly know if she's actually interesting.
←Rate | 03-24-2013 22:17 by @ComedyAndTruths Comments (0)  

   messageicon My dream job is to be that guy at the mall who plays with those remote controlled helicopters all day.
←Rate | 03-25-2013 23:38 by @ComedyAndTruths Comments (0)  

   messageicon Your body should be a temple, not an amusement park.
←Rate | 03-24-2013 22:26 by @ComedyAndTruths Comments (0)  

   messageicon I could really use some TLC.....Tacos Laced with Cocaine.
←Rate | 03-24-2013 22:18 by @ComedyAndTruths Comments (0)  

   messageicon Finding a true friend is about as easy as nailing jello to a tree.
←Rate | 03-24-2013 22:20 by @ComedyAndTruths Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm going to cover my entire body in bacon so I can become more desirable.
←Rate | 03-24-2013 22:31 by @ComedyAndTruths Comments (0)  


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