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   messageicon If it requires pants, its not happening today.
←Rate | 11-14-2014 23:51 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Being human is expensive and exhausting.
←Rate | 11-04-2014 11:09 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon [In the gym] hey guys it'd be a lot easier to lift these weights if we worked together
←Rate | 11-03-2014 08:13 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My fridge is just hospice for vegetables.
←Rate | 11-03-2014 06:23 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm just looking for a reason not to drink
←Rate | 10-30-2014 15:22 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can Walmart be a feeling? I'm pretty sure that's how I'm feeling today.
←Rate | 10-29-2014 12:55 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't think I have enough money to find long everlasting love.
←Rate | 10-24-2014 02:07 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Difference between men and women: Women can change their mind whenever they want. Men can change their mind whenever the woman wants.
←Rate | 10-24-2014 01:24 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't chase after girls... unless I have my inhaler with me.
←Rate | 10-23-2014 12:45 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You know why divorce is so expensive? Because it's worth it.
←Rate | 10-22-2014 13:30 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fellas; You need to know that if her favorite movie is The Notebook, she will never be satisfied and happy.
←Rate | 10-22-2014 13:08 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Behind every man there is a woman wondering if going to jail for murder is as bad as it sounds.
←Rate | 10-19-2014 09:25 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you're not afraid when someone is flipping through the photos on your phone then you're probably boring.
←Rate | 10-13-2014 01:58 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I didn't expect the friendzone to be so comfy.
←Rate | 10-09-2014 14:18 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon No one understands you better than some crazy weirdos on the internet.
←Rate | 10-06-2014 13:38 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You sure have a lot of rules for someone who doesn’t care.
←Rate | 10-04-2014 14:21 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Could you guys just scroll a little? I was really funny yesterday.
←Rate | 10-03-2014 00:52 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Scientists admit they don't know what Jellyfish are made of - "They don't even taste like jelly" said one piss soaked science dude.
←Rate | 09-30-2014 13:27 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm "let's get turned on by the smell of bookstores" fun.
←Rate | 09-30-2014 13:26 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am sorry I had feelings. I'll replace them with jokes right away.
←Rate | 09-24-2014 08:04 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  



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