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   messageicon Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
←Rate | 01-07-2010 15:39 by cj Comments (0)  


   messageicon It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.
←Rate | 01-07-2010 15:39 by cj Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.
←Rate | 01-07-2010 15:38 by cj Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Doh!, the stuff that buys me beer, Ray, the guy who sells me beer, Me, the one who drinks the beer.Far, a long run to get beer, So, I'll have another beer, La, I'll have another beer, Tea, no thanks I'm drinking beer and that's why I'm not here! "
←Rate | 09-08-2009 19:03 by cj Comments (0)  


   messageicon It takes 10 people to change a lightbulb because 9 of us are on Facebook.
←Rate | 06-30-2009 12:41 by cj Comments (0)  


   messageicon just another brick in the wall
←Rate | 09-09-2008 15:10 by Cj Comments (0)  



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