Friday Funny Status Messages

   I am tried of 7 day weeks and having to wait for the weekend. I think the week should be as followed. Monday, Tuesday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Get rid of Wednesday and Thursdays. . .

   Friday are we there yet?

   My boss yelled at me yesterday "It's the fifth time you've been late to work this week! Do you know what that means?!" I said, "Probably that it's Friday?"…

   I don't have to thank noone for Friday because its a natural phenomenon controlled by nobody but nature.

   To my Atheist friends: Who do you thank now that's Friday?

   It's Friday! That means just two more days until Monday.

   Friday night: 7pm. The annual Peter pulling contest will be at St. Taffy's. Everyone welcome.

   The longest distance in the world is from Monday morning to Friday afternoon.

   I’m just glad it’s almost Friday! It’s almost Friday, right? Well, it’s close to Friday. It’s never going to be Friday is it?

   Me Monday ƪ(´~`")∫ Tuesday (-____-)"" Wednesday (⌣́_⌣̀) Thursday Ҩ( > ̯ < )Ҩ Friday (ˆ⌣ˆ)ง Saturday ~('▽'~) (~'▽')~ Sunday (˘ʃ_ƪ˘)

   "Yesterdays history, tomorrows a mystery, and today is Friday"

   Just been watching Ladies Beach volleyball and there's already been a wrist injury...but I should be ok by friday;)

   It's Friday! The only two who aren't excited about that are my bank account and my liver.

   If 40 is the new 30, then Monday is the new Friday.

   A rainy Friday is still better than a sunny Monday...

   I hate it when me and my subconscious is having a heated debate...and just when I come up with good comebacks, it thinks up a even better one! I thought about drinking on Friday, subconscious said "how about now!".... good one!

   Thursday: Friday's younger, yet equally attractive sister

   Fatass Quanicka ruined Casual Friday for every this past Friday......Sh e wore shorts

   It's Friday for me and Monday for my liver.

   Friday Night Pick Up Line: Either stop being so attractive or make out with me, it is your choice.