Funny Status Messages and Tweets

Funny status message updates for FaceBook or Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.

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   messageicon gambling his kids college funds away =\
←Rate | 04-22-2008 22:44 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon trying to find out who's on first and what's on second?!?
←Rate | 04-22-2008 22:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon crakalakin
←Rate | 04-22-2008 22:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon a flirt..but your boyfriend likes it
←Rate | 04-23-2008 05:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon cute but psycho..things even out
←Rate | 04-23-2008 05:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon totally gonna take over the world one day >=D
←Rate | 04-23-2008 13:52 by Anni Comments (0)  


   messageicon talking to his inner voices..& they don't like you
←Rate | 04-23-2008 19:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon radiating a glow of pure awesomeness
←Rate | 04-26-2008 07:03 by Jessica Comments (0)  


   messageicon "busy, you're ugly, have a nice day"
←Rate | 04-26-2008 10:35 Comments (1)  


   messageicon an expert on padded cells
←Rate | 04-27-2008 21:09 by Vicki Dc Comments (0)  


   messageicon getting enough exercise pushing her limits
←Rate | 04-27-2008 23:38 by Vicki Dc Comments (0)  


   messageicon making cows laugh and watching milk run out their nose
←Rate | 04-28-2008 16:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon a genius. I can talk and listen to myself at the same time!
←Rate | 04-28-2008 23:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "the Doctor of Death, and I have come to cure you of your life."
←Rate | 04-28-2008 23:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon running out of places to hide the bodies...
←Rate | 04-29-2008 04:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon in a PBS world with a MTV mind
←Rate | 04-30-2008 07:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wishing he never joined the marine corps!
←Rate | 04-30-2008 08:16 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon ..forget subway..I got your five dollar foot long right here baby...
←Rate | 04-30-2008 11:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "thinking life's allot like super Mario bros, gotta slay a few dragons to get to the princess"
←Rate | 05-01-2008 04:44 by Bmc Comments (0)  


   messageicon making a punch bowl of roofie colada panty removal juice!
←Rate | 05-01-2008 19:11 by Alancphotography | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  



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