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   messageicon My coworker likes Trump because "he always speaks his mind." Wonder how much my coworker would like me if I always spoke my mind.
←Rate | 03-12-2016 07:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I like Trump because I'm sick of political correctness" translates to "I wish I could say the n-word in public, not just among friends."
←Rate | 03-12-2016 07:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "At least Trump is entertaining." - people who entertain themselves by pulling the wings off of butterflies
←Rate | 03-12-2016 07:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Protestors successfully shut down a Trump rally...then they fire guns and start looting. That will only create more support for Trump you ignorant fool protestors.
←Rate | 03-12-2016 08:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I watched the news reports on what was going on in Chicago!!!! I had no idea Trump won the playoffs!!!!
←Rate | 03-12-2016 11:07 by Jerry Carter Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you are voting for Donald Trump for President in 2016, raise your hand. Now slap yourself with it, you're an idiot.
←Rate | 03-12-2016 14:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Donald Trump could be a huge step forward in race relations. He can be a voice for the orange people.
←Rate | 03-12-2016 15:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is "Trump" and "Cruz" understood by some Americans, however those same Americans still don't know the difference between their, there, & they're.
←Rate | 03-12-2016 15:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Things that give me anxiety: 1) Everything. 2) People without anxiety. 3) Trump supporters at his rallies.
←Rate | 03-12-2016 15:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Donald Trump has no political experience whatsoever. Meanwhile you need 5 years experience for an entry level management level position at Chilli's.
←Rate | 03-12-2016 15:39 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Our office went out for the first time to celebrate the fact our Trump supporter coworker got fired.
←Rate | 03-12-2016 15:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have an agressive hickey on my shoulder from a Trump supporter and it actually hurts. Please help!!!
←Rate | 03-12-2016 15:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Donald Trump is Making America great again, one riot at a time
←Rate | 03-13-2016 14:56 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Quiet Riot is putting the band back together! First stop, Trump convention.
←Rate | 03-13-2016 18:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some people say Donald Trump is a fascist. There is nothing more fascist than shutting down someone's ideas. Think about that for a second....
←Rate | 03-14-2016 13:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Your hate for Trump only give him more attention while your love for Bernie is forgotten
←Rate | 03-14-2016 19:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My goal in life isn't to become famous or powerful like Donald Trump, my goal in life is to make enough money to eat whatever I want....
←Rate | 03-14-2016 20:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can someone tell me the exact crime I need to commit at a Trump rally to get put on house arrest because legally having to cancel plans sounds incredible.
←Rate | 03-14-2016 20:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The thugs showing up at trump rallies are just mad because they are afraid they'll have to work
←Rate | 03-14-2016 21:39 by Times up Obama Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump will be President!....I'm just seeing if I'm right on my Facebook memory. Thanks
←Rate | 03-19-2016 04:26 Comments (0)  




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