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   messageicon i pirate so many songs & movies that I should download a boat
←Rate | 09-11-2012 17:04 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon be glad ur not a smurf....they have blue balls 24/7
←Rate | 09-12-2012 00:12 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i think my teachers were lies ....they said "A for Apple".....the iphone just keeps repeating itself
←Rate | 09-13-2012 19:54 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Uncle Sam is a man whore....he screws everyone
←Rate | 09-13-2012 23:45 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon when science teachers were gonna talk about "natural disasters" I thought they were gonna talk about relationships
←Rate | 09-19-2012 18:54 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon there's that old saying that "you are what you eat" so for Halloween i'm thinking of passing out dum dum suckers to the neighborhood kids
←Rate | 09-22-2012 03:33 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon wqhen the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie....you're a clumsy astronaut
←Rate | 09-23-2012 18:01 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if "nice guys finish last" then why do women go for the bad boys 1st?....dont you want a guy that lasts longer in the bedroom?
←Rate | 09-24-2012 07:27 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i hope Boeing makes Romney a special plane with his windows that go down....its gonna be the short plane
←Rate | 09-26-2012 19:49 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon republican read the story of "robin hood" backwards...they want to steal from the poor & give to the rich
←Rate | 09-26-2012 20:57 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon a Google girlfriend....im always searching for her :(
←Rate | 09-27-2012 22:28 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering if the new iphone 5 comes with some kind of food stamp app
←Rate | 09-28-2012 03:06 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon it would be really hard to read something Yoda wrote if he was also dyslexic
←Rate | 09-29-2012 21:25 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon notice how if a friend writes that something bad happened, someone lese "likes" the status?...they can say their kid is sick or their grandma dies but someone "likes" it...thats an asshole, not a friend
←Rate | 09-30-2012 02:17 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon gun fired at the BET awards...dont they listen to rap music & realize the rappers have guns....try a metal detector at next year's award show
←Rate | 09-30-2012 02:29 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon when did the country's concern for money go from Wall Street to Sesame Street?
←Rate | 10-04-2012 04:30 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon love is like lottery numbers....gotta keep finding the crappy ones before you get the good ones
←Rate | 10-07-2012 00:52 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon alcohol turns people into the little engine that could...i think I can, I think I can
←Rate | 10-10-2012 23:46 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i wonder if they threaten Spongebob's job tonight....all parents are hoping
←Rate | 10-11-2012 19:13 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon anyone else watching this verbal pay-per-view match? the folks on tv call it a "debate"
←Rate | 10-11-2012 21:06 by Eddy Comments (0)  



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