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   messageicon still that same great taste just fewer calories
←Rate | 05-13-2008 17:58 by Jaylinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon "not drunk, hes just exhausted from being up all night drinking"
←Rate | 05-13-2008 18:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon waiting for Santa to smack me and say ho ho ho
←Rate | 05-13-2008 18:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon in fact the real slim shady
←Rate | 05-15-2008 07:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon how Stella got her groove back
←Rate | 05-16-2008 13:27 by Mike R Comments (0)  


   messageicon never fully dressed without a smile!
←Rate | 05-16-2008 16:15 by Alliesue Comments (0)  


   messageicon living on the magic island of awesome
←Rate | 05-19-2008 18:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon missing the way things were...where the F is that time machine?
←Rate | 05-21-2008 22:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon glad he crashed the wedding.
←Rate | 05-24-2008 10:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "life is just like Mario brothers, you have to slay a few dragons to get to the princess"
←Rate | 05-27-2008 01:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon depressed because you walked in the room. Where's my happy pills
←Rate | 05-27-2008 01:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon swearing to drunk that he is not god...
←Rate | 05-28-2008 00:22 by Nachiket Comments (3)  


   messageicon bored of thinking of funny things to write in status and isn't going to bother this time
←Rate | 05-29-2008 18:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Two's company, three's...the musketeers!!!!!"
←Rate | 05-29-2008 21:04 by Vicki Dc Comments (0)  


   messageicon defying society's law of average.
←Rate | 05-29-2008 23:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon eating all the marshmallows out of your Lucky Charms cereal...
←Rate | 05-30-2008 10:13 by Jen Z. Comments (0)  


   messageicon dispatching her gang of flying monkeys.
←Rate | 05-31-2008 15:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon the coolest thing since string cheese
←Rate | 06-01-2008 01:26 by Mo Comments (0)  


   messageicon having an excellent adventure with Bill and Ted
←Rate | 06-02-2008 22:49 by Jaylinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon selling his soul for a bag of skittles
←Rate | 06-02-2008 23:02 by Jaylinnie Comments (0)  




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