Friday Funny Status Messages

   Aaaaaahhhhhh.....Friday.....time for the Beer-Goggle Olympics. But be careful single peeps, 'cuz once the sun comes up, you COULD find yourself in a bad horror movie. WHOOP!! Have a GREAT weekend!!

   dear Friday, I'm ready..

   Yes tomorrow is Friday. Big f-ing deal. It happens every week. Deal with it.

   It's Thursday, which is "Friday Eve" in Optimisian.

   Good morning Friday...tell your pal Monday he needs to come around here tomorrow so all my friends can get back to work so they don't forget how great it is to work for a living.

   It smells like... FRIDAY!! (In case your sniffers busted.=)

   It's casual Friday. Go give your boss the finger!

   Friday Night. I've missed you. You've been coy and bashful all week long. So you abide by the "lady in the street but a freak in the bed" motto. Oh... I see we see eye to eye. I'll be waiting for you when the sun does down.

   I've reached that time of day on a Friday afternoon when I know I'm not going to get anything worthwhile done so the only solution is to not even bother

   In life everything has a Yin & a Yang. Without demoralizing Monday mornings, there would be no debaucherous Friday nights.

   It's Friday, Saturday's less hungover neighbor.

   I took my Biology exam last Friday. I was asked to name two things commonly found in cells. Apparently "Blacks" and "Mexicans" were NOT the correct answers.

   I wonder if my drug dealer is going to have any Black Friday deals.

   was camped out at Target waiting for Black Friday and got pepper sprayed by police who mistook me for an Occupy Wall Street protester.. :-/

   While your looking for deals this black Friday....I'll be at your house finding a better deal

   Black Friday...the day when normal people turn into zombies armed with shopping carts.

   Note to self: Try not to run out of TP the day after thankgiving....Now I'm gonna need a 40 ounce beer and a few "disco biscuits" to deal with all these "Black Friday" freaks!

   why dont gas stations have black friday specials

   If Black Friday involved gunplay, I would have been up hours ago. And turned one on myself.

   For my constipated, politically-correct readers: Happy African American Friday!