migasjoe Funny Status Messages

   weird. I was playing mini golf and this angry dude from New Zealand offered to carry my putter and kept swatting my wifes camera out of her hand

   I'm going to get in shape, pear is a shape...right???

   The Weather is here...I wish you were beautiful...

   you know your a Packer Fan when the bluebook value of your truck goes up and

   The Steelers have enough Rings to become a Planet!!!

   Fake people wish you the best... as long as it benefits them. I call em' PENNIES... twofaced and worthless

   feeling a little under the weather...I wonder if there is anything on TV tomorrow if I have to miss work

   my ex was so fat she used to but her belt on with a boomerrang

   So if a tree falls down in the forest...does Manti Teo believe Junior Seau is dead

   Mike Vick has had better days in Leavenworth

   Haven't heard Obama say one thing about getting rid of Nickelback yet!!!!

   Can't wait to watch The Walking Dead tonight...otherwise known as the most anticipated commercial break event of the year

   Aaron Hernandez's suicide just means 1 more Patriot wont be visiting the White House Today...

   SHARKNADO 2 took 18 days to film....credit to everyone... it totally looks like a 24 day shoot to me!!!

   I've never had to have the need for mistle toe to get the ladies.

   It's time to go to bed when there is no more beer!!! I think Ben Franklin said this

   Did anyone else leave the new Dark Knight movie looking forward more to the next Anne Hathaway movie than another sub par attempt at the Dark Knight

   looks like God was look look lookin at his Gucci and decided it was about that time

   Allen Iverson has retired more times than he practiced

   Watching the hilights of the rockets yesterday and it looked like Harden had his talent stole by the Monstars #spacejam3