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   messageicon No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.
←Rate | 02-21-2011 12:05 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate the smell of Walmart when I walk in. It smells like old beer and subway. Merry Christmas everyone!
←Rate | 12-24-2011 16:55 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
←Rate | 10-01-2010 13:22 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon A*s....its the theme of the day! I feel like it, look like it, hopefully don't smell like it and probably am one!
←Rate | 07-03-2011 12:42 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Use this for•The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
←Rate | 02-05-2010 18:42 by cj Comments (0)  


   messageicon The apple only falls where you leave it !
←Rate | 01-31-2012 21:41 by CJ Comments (0)  



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