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   messageicon your best kept secret and your biggest mistake.
←Rate | 09-18-2008 16:26 Comments (1)  


   messageicon a serial status changer....
←Rate | 04-05-2009 20:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon a case of the Mondays when all he wants is a case of beer.
←Rate | 09-24-2008 17:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon swimming like a sperm with a purpose!
←Rate | 08-24-2008 21:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon it turns out, is not a jedi :(
←Rate | 02-25-2009 21:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon hosting a naked twister sausage party. $5.00 @ the door. Food stamps accepted as usual!
←Rate | 04-28-2009 22:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wears her sunglasses at night
←Rate | 02-21-2009 14:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ʇı puɐ ʇı dılɟ uɐɔ
←Rate | 10-30-2008 12:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ( . )Y( . )
←Rate | 04-13-2009 22:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon only shoplifting discount stores, because jail sentences are based on cost of goods stolen.
←Rate | 03-03-2009 17:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon totally voting for Pedro
←Rate | 06-05-2008 18:33 Comments (1)  


   messageicon about to stick a pin in your voodoo doll... brace yourself..
←Rate | 12-04-2007 13:38 Comments (3)  


   messageicon Give Yourself a Haircut Tip # 1: Don't
←Rate | 05-06-2009 17:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon still HOT..it just comes in flashes now
←Rate | 04-22-2008 09:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon bringing sexy back... to the store for a refund!
←Rate | 02-12-2009 13:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon a blueberry muffin in a basket of bagels.
←Rate | 11-01-2008 11:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon optimusly Primed
←Rate | 03-02-2009 15:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon walking on sunshine.
←Rate | 08-18-2008 20:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon sick and tired of always being sick and tired!
←Rate | 08-10-2008 02:14 Comments (1)  


   messageicon n. 1: An intelligent individual. 2: One who writes dictionary definitions of himself in an effort to look intelligent.
←Rate | 04-14-2009 15:17 Comments (0)  




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