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   messageicon Supplies! -Asian surprise party
←Rate | 06-27-2012 12:48 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Lick it or ticket." - horny cop.
←Rate | 06-07-2012 12:03 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (O_o) (-_-) (-_-) <-- Me & my boys. Don't talk to Bob, he's on Ecstasy"
←Rate | 12-06-2011 01:12 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girls put you in the friend zone but forget they need a ride to work. Nah ho
←Rate | 07-11-2013 11:53 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I decided to get in touch with my feminine side today. I made myself a sandwich.
←Rate | 08-30-2012 00:54 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Apparently, I can't say "Blak paint!" any more. I have to be PC and say, "Please paint that wall, Leroy."
←Rate | 02-20-2012 15:24 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon We've all met a child that makes us realize 'child abuse' began for a reason..
←Rate | 09-21-2012 11:07 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon You say toilet, I say Christmas beer vomit receptacle.
←Rate | 12-24-2011 21:11 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon R.I.P to the virginitys about to be lost tonight.
←Rate | 01-01-2012 00:18 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon If a chick ask what kind of cologne you got on you gotta lie & tell her Axe body spray cause she most likely gonna buy it for her boyfriend.
←Rate | 11-17-2013 17:14 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm so pissed Michael Jackson never had a chance to molest Justin Bieber.
←Rate | 01-20-2012 12:50 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Profile Pictures: Guys- (•_•) Girls- (°3°)
←Rate | 12-18-2011 15:32 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon ┐('.'┐) ┐('.'┐) (┌'.')┌ ┐('.'┐) (┌'.')┌ (┌'.')┌ cus' this is thriller, thriller night...@
←Rate | 05-01-2012 23:41 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Loyal women will love you while you're broke; a ho will love you till you're broke
←Rate | 06-06-2013 16:14 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon R.I.P tothe other passenger that no one caresabout because he wasn't famous.
←Rate | 12-01-2013 17:01 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Me: "Can we have Up Dog for dinner?" Mom: "What is up dog?" Me: "nothin just chilling
←Rate | 12-15-2011 19:31 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon A perfect relationship is one which the only thing you fight about is who gets to hold the camera when you're fvcking...
←Rate | 06-09-2012 21:20 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon If your chinese store dont have bullet proof glass then your not in the hood.!
←Rate | 05-19-2012 12:52 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon iPhone > Android > Nokia > Land phone > Typewriter > 2 cans and a string > Message in a bottle > Pigeon with a note taped to it > Blackberry
←Rate | 09-23-2012 01:15 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon A black boy in a hoodie is a thug but a white kid in a hoodie is a skateboarder
←Rate | 03-24-2012 23:08 by FADOLO Comments (0)  




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