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   messageicon the irony is a group of blacks picked the white cotton guy out.....for life
←Rate | 04-29-2014 21:47 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i could of been ur dad but ur mom didnt have change for a dollar
←Rate | 11-02-2011 02:37 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i just went to town. these new cars have gps, satellite radio & a thing in the seat to warm your butt....turn signal seems to be optional
←Rate | 02-23-2012 17:34 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon id hate to be a vegetarian in Russia....everything suddenly tastes a little meteor
←Rate | 02-15-2013 18:13 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon today I'll be celebrating MLK day...I'm going to sleep in late & have a dream
←Rate | 01-18-2021 04:57 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think an eye doctor should run for president in 2020 with the slogan "a perfect vision"
←Rate | 07-22-2016 18:07 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon it's not "stalking" .....it's "starting a secret fan club that only has 1 member"
←Rate | 04-14-2014 21:28 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon roses are red, chocolate is brown, some ppl will be stuck at home looking for singles in their town
←Rate | 02-14-2013 07:59 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon idk why the amazon CEO doesn't cal l himself the "Amazon Prime Minister"
←Rate | 02-06-2018 19:06 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon with school starting back tomorrow, don't forget to thank the bus driver #Fortnite
←Rate | 09-07-2020 19:11 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I opened up this app & just keep swiping right at all the sexy pictures...I can't believe how many selfies I have stored in my pictures
←Rate | 04-25-2017 03:01 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon on the flight back home dont let Romney sit by the window....he might really try to open it this time
←Rate | 11-06-2012 23:34 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I missed my ex today so I reloaded & shot again
←Rate | 01-04-2012 22:58 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon 1 day i'm gonna be telling my kids about payphones, no cell phones or internet & the video games aren't portable....& the kids will think it's a fairy tale
←Rate | 02-16-2012 04:09 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I need a meeting with Zuckerberg cause I don't get enough "likes"
←Rate | 04-25-2019 18:44 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everyone is wearing masks & school starts back soon....the teachers are gonna sound like Charlie Brown's teacher....wah wah wah
←Rate | 08-05-2020 18:21 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon my opinion is brought to you by the letter "F" & the letter "U"
←Rate | 06-24-2013 18:51 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon how imagine if gilbert godfrey got Fran Drescher pregnant...omg what an annoying voice that kid would have
←Rate | 09-27-2011 21:36 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders who is good at following directions. everyone press ALT + F4
←Rate | 03-05-2010 20:55 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bought my son an iPad, my daughter an iPod. The wife got me an iPhone and I got her an iRon. She wasn't overjoyed even after I explained that it can be integrated with the iWash, iCook, iClean network. This activated the iNag software update
←Rate | 12-22-2011 13:31 by Eddy Comments (0)  




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