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   messageicon Who else backspaces their whole password, even if only one letter is wrong?
←Rate | 05-20-2012 22:34 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh wow. you're really gonna fight me over the internet? What's the worst you can do, caps-lock my a@s?
←Rate | 05-30-2011 22:30 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't get jealous when I see my ex with someone new, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to someone less fortunate
←Rate | 09-28-2010 23:13 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are only 2 types of honest people in this world, small children & drunk people
←Rate | 05-16-2011 21:58 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Commitment doesn't scare me, the thought of committing to the wrong person does.
←Rate | 06-15-2011 14:34 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every girl has 3 guys in her life: one she loves, one she hates, and the one she can't live without. But in the end, it's the same guy!
←Rate | 04-20-2011 22:37 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills…making the last car payment.
←Rate | 05-03-2011 21:15 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If your status update contains the words, “I know 99% of you won't repost this,” there is a 99% chance you're an idiot.
←Rate | 07-13-2012 21:15 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everybody deserves second chances, but not for the same damn mistakes.
←Rate | 02-23-2012 22:41 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Quick question, Ladies, If you shave your eyebrows off and then draw them back on, what the f$ck are you doing?
←Rate | 05-19-2012 22:54 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you are brave to say "good bye", life will reward you with a new "hello"
←Rate | 07-19-2010 00:15 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are the same number of people on Facebook today as there were people in the whole world in 1804
←Rate | 10-10-2012 22:16 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon 'The Hangover' playing over & over on TV. Well played TBS
←Rate | 01-01-2013 21:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm shy at first, but once I'm comfortable with you get ready for some crazy s$it.
←Rate | 07-24-2012 22:18 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The world is made up of kids who can't wait to grow up...and adults who wish they hadn't.
←Rate | 08-06-2012 22:34 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I drop things and I'm too lazy to pick them up, like pencils, or my hopes and dreams.
←Rate | 11-09-2012 22:54 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Jail..the government's way of sending you to your room.
←Rate | 05-23-2011 22:00 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I live the same as I type: Fast and with lots of mistakes.
←Rate | 06-23-2011 22:35 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon It may take a village to raise a child. But it only takes one condom to save them the hassle.
←Rate | 04-28-2011 14:33 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon It is well documented that for every minute that you exercise, you add one minute to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month.
←Rate | 05-06-2011 12:05 by BEGO Comments (0)  



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