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   messageicon I cant stand when people say a babies age in months after a year old. "Yeah he's 29 months old", B$tch don't make me do math.
←Rate | 08-16-2012 21:54 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Seems like it's going to be “die trying” rather than “get rich” kind of life.
←Rate | 10-05-2012 22:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon People are saying the voting age should be 16. Twilight won 9 teen shoice awards. You really want them voting for the next president?
←Rate | 11-09-2012 22:53 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice , but is still single.
←Rate | 01-10-2012 21:24 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon When a guy calls you hot, he is looking at your body. When a guy calls you pretty, he is looking at your face. When a guy calls you beautiful, he is looking at your heart. All three guys still wanna fuc& you, though.
←Rate | 03-08-2014 22:48 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon You don't get smarter as you get older. There just aren't any stupid things left that you haven't already done.
←Rate | 11-25-2012 21:45 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon You're dating my ex? I ate a sandwich earlier, you want those leftovers too?
←Rate | 08-12-2010 21:58 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The biggest difference between my wife and a bear is that sometimes, if I play dead, the bear will leave me alone.
←Rate | 05-23-2011 22:01 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh wow. you're really gonna fight me over the internet? What's the worst you can do, caps-lock my a@s?
←Rate | 05-30-2011 22:30 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Real friends don't get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.
←Rate | 03-29-2012 20:36 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't get jealous when I see my ex with someone new, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to someone less fortunate
←Rate | 09-28-2010 23:13 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are only 2 types of honest people in this world, small children & drunk people
←Rate | 05-16-2011 21:58 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If your status update contains the words, “I know 99% of you won't repost this,” there is a 99% chance you're an idiot.
←Rate | 07-13-2012 21:15 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every girl has 3 guys in her life: one she loves, one she hates, and the one she can't live without. But in the end, it's the same guy!
←Rate | 04-20-2011 22:37 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills…making the last car payment.
←Rate | 05-03-2011 21:15 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Commitment doesn't scare me, the thought of committing to the wrong person does.
←Rate | 06-15-2011 14:34 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Quick question, Ladies, If you shave your eyebrows off and then draw them back on, what the f$ck are you doing?
←Rate | 05-19-2012 22:54 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everybody deserves second chances, but not for the same damn mistakes.
←Rate | 02-23-2012 22:41 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you are brave to say "good bye", life will reward you with a new "hello"
←Rate | 07-19-2010 00:15 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon It may take a village to raise a child. But it only takes one condom to save them the hassle.
←Rate | 04-28-2011 14:33 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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