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Twitter makes me love people I've never met and Facebook makes me hate people I know in real life.
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06-08-2011 21:47 by BEGO
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I wish cats came with a counter that told you what life they were on. Number 8 kitty? Maybe you need to work on that attitude.
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12-02-2014 11:50 by SEAN
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Life makes you wise and Bud makes you weiser.
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07-02-2011 21:46
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Find someone who will change your life, not just your damn relationship status.
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01-11-2013 22:24 by BEGO
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believes in "Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It" - quoting a military scholar
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01-20-2010 17:03 by marymc
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Some things are meant to be just once in a life time. -Sincerely, One Night Stand
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01-31-2011 06:19 by Aj
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Does a coffin come with a life time guarantee?
Life is all about ass; you're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, or behaving like one.
been spendin' most his life livin' in a gangsta paradise...
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10-07-2010 02:02
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I drink a shot of whiskey a day as a toast to the great life I've lived. I finish the bottle for other reasons.
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07-02-2015 16:12 by John Y
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Life is like a camera. Just focus on what's important. Capture the good times. Develop from the negatives. And if things don't turn out, just take another shot.
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01-09-2016 10:40
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I spend 500% of my life exaggerating!
Some people live one life and Facebook another.
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09-12-2011 05:42
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If I got poked in real life as much as I get poked on Facebook, I'd be one happy woman and would never leave my room!!
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07-18-2010 12:50
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"The greatest ironies of life: having the right person at the wrong time, having the wrong person when the time is right, and finding out that you love someone after that person walks out of your sight ...."
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02-08-2010 11:12 by Savio
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What is it with the absent reference status messages. When people say things like "I can't believe you would do that" or anything with "You know who you are." We don't and frankly, we don't care. It's just you posting your drama filled life up to generate
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11-27-2009 09:13
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U have 10 fish, 5 drown, 3 come back to life. How many fish do you have? Stop counting smart one Fish cant Drown.
Just face it.... 9 out of 10 of your facebook friends would never be your friend in real life.
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08-19-2010 04:02
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Dear Fellow Motorist, When your nosehairs get so long you have a boog flapping in the wind hanging on for dear life that can be seen one lane over, I think it's time to invest in a trimmer. Sincerely, Really Grossed Out
Some of the happiest years of a woman's life are when she's 29.
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11-12-2013 05:55 by Jiffy Pop
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