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   messageicon Time's running out if you want a chance at a Christmas / New Year baby.. I'm free for the next couple nights..
←Rate | 04-01-2010 15:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon St. Patrick -- one of the few saints whose feast day presents the opportunity to get determinedly whacked and make a fool of oneself all under the guise of acting Irish.
←Rate | 03-17-2010 10:05 by Brades Comments (0)  


   messageicon I feel like the little kid before Christmas... cant wait to get up and see what St. Patty has for me under the keg !
←Rate | 03-12-2010 23:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon This "fancy" wine rack I got for Christmas is total crap. NONE of these boxes fit at all
←Rate | 01-29-2010 14:29 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon jaegermeister: its like running down the stairs on Xmas morning and then realizing your Jewish.
←Rate | 01-24-2010 00:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon the best times to have a breakup...christmas, valentines and her birthday
←Rate | 01-22-2010 19:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon santa just touched my no no spot. :(
←Rate | 01-20-2010 03:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon January: that special time of the year when a children's Xmas toys & his parents are BOTH broke.
←Rate | 01-19-2010 03:29 by (the real) Lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Santa: I would like a bailout and a bonus. I have been really bad this year and therefore I deserve it.
←Rate | 01-17-2010 02:32 by Ginger C. Comments (0)  


   messageicon gonna laugh 2 years from now when all of those people who thought the world was gonna end on Dec. 22, 2012 realize that they are still gonna have to go out and buy Christmas presents.....
←Rate | 01-17-2010 02:11 by Ginger C. Comments (0)  


   messageicon just came back home and found Santa in his mouse trap... My cheese was all gone, but at least the milk and cookies were safe.
←Rate | 01-09-2010 10:04 by k13pto Comments (0)  


   messageicon blew all his christmas money on hookers and cocaine.....
←Rate | 12-30-2009 14:45 by jonezn Comments (0)  


   messageicon got a head start on Christmas next year, I already have my tree up!
←Rate | 12-29-2009 17:19 by SLONEY Comments (0)  


   messageicon People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas.
←Rate | 12-29-2009 09:00 by Brades Comments (0)  


   messageicon Friends are like Christmas lights. Some are broke, others just don't work for you....and there are others that make your day shine bright.
←Rate | 12-27-2009 17:55 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon wants to personally apologize for those that couldn't get their gifts from Santa: He died of laughter when I told him I had been nice all year......
←Rate | 12-27-2009 11:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon note to self for next Christmas..... don't leave deer jerky out for Santa - cookies are a better choice...
←Rate | 12-26-2009 10:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Santa is like a repair man, says he will be there between 12 and 4 and shows up at 5. What a jerk
←Rate | 12-25-2009 21:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon outsmarted Santa this year... see I need coal to heat my house, so I was extra bad so I would get more coal! Now who's laughing fat guy?
←Rate | 12-25-2009 12:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks businesses that make their employees work on Christmas day are from the devil! Except for the gas stations and all of the other businesses I'm going to need today.... those ones are sent from God!
←Rate | 12-25-2009 12:35 Comments (0)  




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