SuthernFukr Funny Status Messages

   Of course I talk to myself. I need to have an intelligent conversation every now and then.

   I just heard a woodpecker call me a 'paranoid old weirdo' in morse code.

   After Labor Day, it's no longer fashionable to wear white, so I'm spending today in a $12,000 Vera Wang Wedding Gown.

   Alcohol. Because no good story starts with, “This one time I ate a salad…”