trump Funny Status Messages

   30 million women marched to the polls back in November and voted for Trump.

   The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters. So Trump can’t tweet it.

   Melania Trump may have copied Michelle's speech but at least she ain't no man trying to act like a woman.

   thinks the only thing worse than having to listen to Donald Trump is having to admit he's right! RIP Kate Steinle

   I find it very funny that all the women who say Trump is a sexist pig are saying farewell to Hugh Hefner who did nothing but exploit women all his life....

   Rosie O'Donnell called Donald Trump "mentally unstable." Gee, Rosie. Has one of his children ever run away because of *his* mental instability?

   Voting for Hillary because you don't like Trump, is like eating a dog turd because you don't like broccoli....

   Hey, To all of you folks planning to move to Canada because Trump won the Presidency....If you're an alcoholic and cannot mulitply by 10 we do not want you.

   Donald and Melania Trump reportedly sleep in separate bedrooms. That's a good idea, Melania's crying keeps Donald awake at night.

   Protestors successfully shut down a Trump rally...then they fire guns and start looting. That will only create more support for Trump you ignorant fool protestors.

   Trump: " I prefer Coca-Cola " MSNBC: " Trump declares war on the whole Pepsi generation "

   Trump suggests that someone should shoot Hillary? There he goes trying to make America great again.

   ...... Liberals are obviously Latinophobes .... Ever notice how Liberal/Progressives say they are moving to Canada if Trump gets elected and never Mexico?

   On the next Celebrity Apprentice, Donald Trump picks his White House Cabinet.

   I'm trying to figure out if those anti Trump Safety Pin wearing folks are also NRA advocates since Walter Hunt the inventor of the Safety Pin also invented the Multi Shot Repeating Rifle.

   I hope the irony of people stealing each other's "Melania Trump plagiarism" jokes on Facebook is not overlooked.

   Extreme Makeover is spinning off a new series starring Donald Trump... it's called Extreme Combover

   Donald Trump was asked if he could quote any Bible verses. He replied: "Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; deport him and you do not have to feed him again " Trump 20:17

   Trump has taken Take Your Daughter to Work Day to the next level.

   Reagan's shooter, John Hinckley Jr., to be released, I assume it's just in case Trump gets elected.