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   messageicon In the future, imagine how many Go-Pros will be found buried under snow in the mountains containing the last moments of people's lives...
←Rate | 03-17-2016 12:42 by eengrms Comments (0)  


   messageicon Disney purchased Lucasfilms, LTD?? I personally can't wait for some of those gems to start coming out. Particularly, Snow White and the Seven Storm Troopers, Swiss Family Skywalker and - my favorite - Song of the Sith...
←Rate | 10-31-2012 08:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Parents, How do you expect kids to listen to you when: Tarzan lives half naked. Cinderella comes back at midnight. Pinocchio lies all the time. Aladdin is the king of thieves. Batman drives at 320km/h. Sleeping beauty is lazy. Snow white sleeps with
←Rate | 04-23-2011 09:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cats are smarter than dogs, you'll never see 8 cats pulling some dumb a$$ through the snow!!
←Rate | 02-16-2010 20:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon How do you find will smith in the snow? Look for the fresh prints...
←Rate | 10-07-2010 11:18 by Thrasher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Snow White is my favorite Disney movie about a man trying to hook up with a woman who just wants to sleep.
←Rate | 12-15-2013 13:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't eat the green snow!!!
←Rate | 03-17-2017 14:12 by John Y Comments (0)  


   messageicon i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passed out. when you wish upon a star...
←Rate | 05-14-2010 06:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Relationships are a winter sport..
←Rate | 11-28-2011 15:00 by @RonnieChapman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Belle: "My husband is a beast." Cinderella: "Mine still drives a pumpkin." Snow White: "My husband leaves me home with 7 little ones." Mermaid: "Mine wants me to use fishnet stockings." Sleeping Beauty: "I just pretend i'm asleep." Disney's Desperate Hous
←Rate | 12-07-2011 03:52 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do you know how much snow is too much snow to go to the liquor store?
←Rate | 12-15-2013 09:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm giving up snow for lent
←Rate | 02-13-2013 10:01 by Liliana Comments (0)  


   messageicon Found a Jelly Belly in my winter coat from last year. I ate it.
←Rate | 12-05-2014 23:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon figured out a way to turn my dishwasher into a snow remover. I handed my wife a shovel
←Rate | 06-16-2009 21:47 by mat2sm00th Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until ALL the birds have gone South for the Winter.
←Rate | 09-15-2013 09:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just looking at the snow angels I made. I'm definitely going to the gym tomorrow!
←Rate | 01-06-2015 21:46 by Depirts1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Added to my bucket list today: Figure out what the hell 'Snow' is saying in the song 'Informer'.
←Rate | 04-19-2012 21:46 by DaveB1191 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wants to go the next NHL Winter Classic and sneak onto the ice with a fishing pole and a folding chair. Just for laughs.
←Rate | 01-17-2011 20:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon All this slippery ice and snow is making this texting while driving a real challenge...
←Rate | 02-13-2014 07:55 by Marshall The Mediocre Comments (0)  


   messageicon ..i thought it was sweet of my boss to gather us all together and warn us of the massive amounts of snow expected overnight and to drive carefully... then also warn us to "show up to work tomorrow or else". Aww they really DO care!
←Rate | 01-05-2010 10:44 by Lemonpillow Comments (0)  



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