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   messageicon I have a drinking problem and don't intend on doing a thing about it!
←Rate | 09-16-2011 21:25 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Marriage should have an expression date!
←Rate | 02-05-2012 01:24 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never knew if my father would hit us or the bottle!
←Rate | 02-05-2012 01:22 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What is the weight limit on this roller coaster ??.....Because I am a little over my goal weight right now!!
←Rate | 01-08-2012 23:07 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Claiming my heart back, wrapping it up in aluminum foil and putting it back in the freezer. You dig?
←Rate | 12-13-2011 23:42 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon OUCH!!! I just got bit by a Horse Fly with an over bite!!
←Rate | 07-23-2011 18:25 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon my son just said he just blew the ship up..."Daddy that is S..H..I..P.. not the bad word Ok"?
←Rate | 06-06-2011 07:20 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Does Roseetta Stone work? I want to learn to speak Mexican!
←Rate | 08-22-2012 01:59 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon John Wayne Toilet Tissue: It's Rough - It's Tough And It Don't Take Crap Off Anyone
←Rate | 06-13-2012 23:30 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just did the Ancestry.com DNA swab....Now the cops want to talk with me!! #StalkersLife
←Rate | 03-16-2016 00:11 by Eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Setting here wrapping presents with one hand. If someone finds a band aid in theirs Don't touch it, I'm still waiting on them test results.
←Rate | 12-22-2013 18:55 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why did the turtle cross the road? ...To get to the shell station!
←Rate | 04-18-2014 10:45 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Latin , Latin smooth as satin que hora es it's Latin time!!"
←Rate | 05-20-2012 15:05 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When dropping off prescriptions for two people with the same name...make sure the dates of birth are correct. Apparently my 12 year old is on Blood Presure meds now...
←Rate | 03-28-2013 21:29 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  



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