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Ladies….there is a difference between fake tanning and changing your entire ethnicity during the winter months.
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02-26-2014 10:01 by
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Everyday I'm shoveling. - Winter 2014
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02-21-2014 23:38 by
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There are 15 year olds skating in the Olympics and I can’t even walk down my driveway in winter
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02-17-2014 05:24 by
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Ok mother nature we beat the snow record now there's no need to run the score up!
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02-16-2014 21:01 by
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I'm not sure I buy that, "An apple a day" expression any more. As a matter of fact, I'm completely convinced apples are bad news. Just look at Eve, Snow White, or any pig at a Hawaiian Luau.
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02-16-2014 20:27 by
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Snow is herpes of the weather
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02-16-2014 11:18 by
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The great thing about waking up to 3 feet of snow is it gives me a legit excuse to skip my usual 5:30am 20K run.
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02-14-2014 07:47 by
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I know how the North won the Civil War - They used snow machines....
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02-14-2014 07:41 by
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All this slippery ice and snow is making this texting while driving a real challenge...
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02-13-2014 07:55 by
Marshall The Mediocre
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I can't wait for all the life long residents in NY to see snow for the first time.
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02-13-2014 01:03 by
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The winter days I have to open the car doors with crowbar is the best.
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02-08-2014 12:45 by
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Personally, I think it's bull that Russia didn't host the Winter Olympics in Chernobyl
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02-07-2014 18:14
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Most people don't know this, but the North only won the Civil War because the South got half an inch of snow and they lost their damn minds
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02-04-2014 22:00
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Joe Namath's coat saw it's shadow... 6 more weeks of winter.
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02-04-2014 17:09 by
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I think Old Man Winter & Mother Nature need to have a few drinks and make a little Spring.
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02-04-2014 11:03
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I blame this winter weather on Idina Menzel.....
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02-04-2014 10:20 by
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So Pete saw his shadow today...that means 6 more feet of winter right???
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02-02-2014 15:33 by
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Snow in the south is rare alright... But not as rare as a BCS Championship in the north.
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02-02-2014 12:13
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I'd rather have six more weeks of winter than six more weeks of Obama.
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02-02-2014 09:51
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It is becoming clear to me that the North beat the South in the Civil War by shooting fake snow at them out of cannons.
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02-02-2014 05:14 by
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