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   messageicon To all you single ladies out there, as winter slowly approaches I am offering you a good high quality man blanket for this winter. Claim me now while supplies last. . .
←Rate | 09-06-2013 21:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If the snow wears white in Winter why can't we?
←Rate | 09-03-2013 12:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't need drugs to have a good time, I need them to focus, avoid depression, endure winter, fall asleep, and controll my high blood pressure
←Rate | 08-29-2013 13:28 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon I want to be a Disney princess, but not Snow White because I don't want dwarfs touching me while I sleep.
←Rate | 08-26-2013 20:54 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon He banged Snow White, Sleeping Beauty, Rapunzel and Cinderella. So how is Prince Charming any different than any other playa?
←Rate | 08-19-2013 12:17 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon to make it hotter this winter I'm gonna pollute the environment more to help with global warming
←Rate | 08-15-2013 17:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon An apple a day keeps the doctor away? Bull$hitt. Apples are dangerous. Just look at Eve, Snow White, Blackberry or any pig at a luau.
←Rate | 08-15-2013 07:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I guess there won't be mens figure skating at the winter olympics...
←Rate | 08-13-2013 11:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It is supposed to snow on the 4th of July but it will be in the form of rain.
←Rate | 07-03-2013 19:19 by Hammer Comments (0)  


   messageicon An apple a day is bullcrap. Apples are dangerous. Just look at Eve, Snow White, Blackberry or any pig at a luau.
←Rate | 06-16-2013 21:55 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon It takes Canadian strippers 2 songs to get naked, because winter boots, parka, toque, scarf, mittens, long underwear, thermal undershirt....
←Rate | 05-25-2013 13:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My generation's zombies didn't run. They walked. Uphill. In the snow. They ate what brains they could find and they liked it.
←Rate | 05-01-2013 06:33 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon What a lovely winter, we're having this spring!
←Rate | 04-24-2013 18:46 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Looks like Mother Nature is pulling Winter's Band-Aid off one hair at a time!
←Rate | 04-14-2013 16:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon David Cameron has said that Britain is prepared 4 nuclear attacks from North Korea. David we weren't even prepared for snow in the winter
←Rate | 04-11-2013 11:11 by J.D. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Here is an Easter time saving tip - don't waste time coloring the eggs. It will make them easier to hide in the snow...
←Rate | 03-25-2013 19:05 by eengrms Comments (0)  


   messageicon March 24. Springtime. Cold, windy, and snow... But this groundhog stew is DELICIOUS!
←Rate | 03-24-2013 10:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Listen SNOW, unless your singing "Informer" no one wants to see you right now... First day of spring my ass..
←Rate | 03-20-2013 22:41 by @s2kdarren Comments (1)  


   messageicon the first snow of spring is always the most beautiful
←Rate | 03-20-2013 21:34 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well 30min work-out along with some new Tae Kwon Do moves -CHECK! And just to think that was just trying to get the snow off my tires...
←Rate | 03-18-2013 19:46 by Jeffafa Comments (0)  


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