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   messageicon At the 2010 Winter Olympics, I brought home the gold for smushing down the garbage so I don't have to bring it outside.
←Rate | 12-08-2013 12:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Most meteorologists are men. That's why when they say you're going to get 8-12 inches of snow, you really only end up getting 4-6 inches.
←Rate | 12-08-2013 11:29 by EF Comments (0)  


   messageicon I blame all this snow on people who think its fun to decorate for Christmas before thanksgiving. ... mother nature just went along with them. ...so they cant b*tch..
←Rate | 11-26-2013 12:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When are the winter special olympics??
←Rate | 11-21-2013 20:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My winter wardrobe consists of my summer clothes layered on top of one and other.
←Rate | 10-20-2013 07:42 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Four Seasons, by Facebook: Spring: LOOK FLOWERS! Summer: LOOK AT MY DASHBOARD TEMP! Fall: LOOK LEAVES! Winter: MORE DASHBOARD PICS!
←Rate | 09-23-2013 11:37 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  


   messageicon Name two things that will disappear if you ignore them long enough- Snow and Adolescence!
←Rate | 09-17-2013 21:18 by Lil-David Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until ALL the birds have gone South for the Winter.
←Rate | 09-15-2013 09:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon To all you single ladies out there, as winter slowly approaches I am offering you a good high quality man blanket for this winter. Claim me now while supplies last. . .
←Rate | 09-06-2013 21:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If the snow wears white in Winter why can't we?
←Rate | 09-03-2013 12:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't need drugs to have a good time, I need them to focus, avoid depression, endure winter, fall asleep, and controll my high blood pressure
←Rate | 08-29-2013 13:28 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon I want to be a Disney princess, but not Snow White because I don't want dwarfs touching me while I sleep.
←Rate | 08-26-2013 20:54 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon He banged Snow White, Sleeping Beauty, Rapunzel and Cinderella. So how is Prince Charming any different than any other playa?
←Rate | 08-19-2013 12:17 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon to make it hotter this winter I'm gonna pollute the environment more to help with global warming
←Rate | 08-15-2013 17:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon An apple a day keeps the doctor away? Bull$hitt. Apples are dangerous. Just look at Eve, Snow White, Blackberry or any pig at a luau.
←Rate | 08-15-2013 07:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I guess there won't be mens figure skating at the winter olympics...
←Rate | 08-13-2013 11:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It is supposed to snow on the 4th of July but it will be in the form of rain.
←Rate | 07-03-2013 19:19 by Hammer Comments (0)  


   messageicon An apple a day is bullcrap. Apples are dangerous. Just look at Eve, Snow White, Blackberry or any pig at a luau.
←Rate | 06-16-2013 21:55 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon It takes Canadian strippers 2 songs to get naked, because winter boots, parka, toque, scarf, mittens, long underwear, thermal undershirt....
←Rate | 05-25-2013 13:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My generation's zombies didn't run. They walked. Uphill. In the snow. They ate what brains they could find and they liked it.
←Rate | 05-01-2013 06:33 by Huck Comments (0)  




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