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   messageicon If you're happy and you know it.......you're probably single.
←Rate | 01-14-2013 06:35 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Real men kill spiders for their women with no goddamn backtalk.
←Rate | 01-13-2013 10:48 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon So Taylor Swift is single? Again? Please allow me to express my sincere shock at this sudden and unexpected turn of events.
←Rate | 01-10-2013 11:44 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love myself but I'm not "post pictures of myself everyday on my Facebook wall" love myself.
←Rate | 01-09-2013 23:56 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon That a wkward m oment when you realize the last stair you thought was there isn't.
←Rate | 01-09-2013 01:48 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon A cop stopped me and said "License please" so I offered him a donut and said "I donut have one" and we laughed and laughed and now I am behind bars.
←Rate | 01-09-2013 00:20 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm so high I could eat a cloud.
←Rate | 01-05-2013 11:42 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never underestimate a woman's ability to make you apologize when she is the one who is clearly in the wrong.
←Rate | 01-05-2013 07:04 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon My life is a constant panic attack occasionally interrupted by a nap
←Rate | 01-05-2013 05:30 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon The next time someone says to me "This too shall pass" they'd better be talking about a joint.
←Rate | 01-04-2013 11:58 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon I would walk over Legos for you.
←Rate | 12-31-2012 04:28 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon As long as we don't let our feelings get in the way, this could be the start of something beautiful.
←Rate | 12-30-2012 10:52 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Earthquakes only happen when Johnny Depp breaks eye contact with Tim Burton.
←Rate | 12-29-2012 08:44 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon No thanks, Inspirational guy, but I am only on Facebook for the jokes and the meltdowns.
←Rate | 12-23-2012 10:56 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you try to use Apple's iOS 6 maps, you might discover a new unchartered continent.
←Rate | 12-23-2012 08:42 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's a special place in he'll for autocorrect
←Rate | 12-23-2012 08:22 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon I may be on Santa's naughty list but at least I had fun getting there.
←Rate | 12-23-2012 04:28 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon No I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing at what I think of you.
←Rate | 12-23-2012 04:20 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life is just a series of obstacles preventing you from taking a nap.
←Rate | 12-23-2012 03:56 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Either the world didn't end, or heaven looks a lot like my apartment.
←Rate | 12-22-2012 00:12 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  




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