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   messageicon if anyone is still shopping for Christmas gifts, this week is "procrastinator's week"
←Rate | 12-19-2013 00:57 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon how are OCD ppl made? a German person gets with a British person to make a baby so the baby is "Germish"
←Rate | 12-08-2013 00:49 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon while fixing the big Thanksgiving dinner remember to cook with wine like all the fancy tv chefs say....you'll be too drunk to realize what the family is saying or doing
←Rate | 11-27-2013 20:06 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon the last time I visitied a gym I was being graded on it
←Rate | 11-24-2013 23:44 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon sometimes I think love is like bigfoot......other people claim they have seen it & experienced it but I don't think I ever will
←Rate | 11-20-2013 03:23 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i wonder if the Pillsbury Doughboy has a Facebook account &when his friends "poke" him he makes the little noise like in the commercials
←Rate | 11-08-2013 22:30 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon the government is like my computer....there might just be a problem when it shuts down
←Rate | 10-08-2013 19:36 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if your neighbors call the police on you for playing loud music, just tell the cop "you can dance if you want to or you can leave your friend behind..."
←Rate | 10-08-2013 19:33 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon in England, "pounds" are money....im not fat, I'm rich
←Rate | 09-25-2013 21:35 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i find it ironic that in "the smurfs 2" the stepdad explains to Neil Patrick Harris' character how he met his mother
←Rate | 09-24-2013 00:54 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon does anyone else find it ironic that when the royal baby was born the doctor said "it's crowning"
←Rate | 08-02-2013 00:14 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon forget a silver spoon...this kid will get a golden spoon & become a spoiled brat like the rest of the royal family
←Rate | 07-23-2013 00:38 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon ever wonder if the mcDonalds logo is the letter "m" or just an image of your butt cheeks it will cause?
←Rate | 07-17-2013 02:47 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon take Johnnie cochran to Florida with you & you could really do anything then.
←Rate | 07-14-2013 16:19 by Eddy Comments (1)  


   messageicon I have "plan B" dates....everytime I make the plans, my date wants to abort & not go through with it
←Rate | 07-11-2013 05:32 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon you know Jay-Z isn't OCD because he only had 99 problems....an OCD person would have an even 100 problems
←Rate | 07-06-2013 03:44 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i should change my name to "period"....all the women seem to hate me
←Rate | 07-02-2013 02:36 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Subway uses the slogan "eat fresh"...it makes me wonder if the other restaurants are fresh too because they don't say they are
←Rate | 07-02-2013 02:35 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon my opinion is brought to you by the letter "F" & the letter "U"
←Rate | 06-24-2013 18:51 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i must be part zombie because i've been looking for a woman with brains
←Rate | 06-22-2013 01:17 by Eddy Comments (0)  


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