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   messageicon just call me "Mario" cause I've been looking & looking & cant seem to find a woman either #Nintendo
←Rate | 03-24-2014 16:07 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think Haley Joel Osment should guest star on The Walking Dead one episode..... "I see dead people"
←Rate | 03-21-2014 23:16 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon whats the difference between a plane & in-laws? the whole world is worried about a plane when it's missing
←Rate | 03-17-2014 03:05 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon a friend's kid accidentally stuck their cat in the dryer. my friend was all sad about it so I sung the sad song....soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur.....the song didn't help at all
←Rate | 03-09-2014 23:45 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon playing Mario & entering the castle.... of course I got a girl on Friday night....forever alone
←Rate | 03-07-2014 21:39 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon for Lent I'm giving up relationships...oh, nevermind, they gave up on me already
←Rate | 03-07-2014 20:21 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon forget Mardi Gras....for me every Tuesday is a fat Tuesday
←Rate | 03-04-2014 20:57 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon an earthquake on valentines night....somewhere someone thinks they were great in bed to their lover for a perfect ending on the holiday
←Rate | 02-14-2014 23:24 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon my valentine is Manti Te'o's old girlfriend....forever alone
←Rate | 02-13-2014 23:49 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Single Awareness Day....this is going to be a S.A.D. day
←Rate | 02-13-2014 23:45 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wont be alone on valentines day....I'll be spending it with 127.0.0.1
←Rate | 02-11-2014 22:19 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon these neighbors shooting their guns off, you'd think a lot of people just died in The Hunger Games cause the gun sounds kinda like the cannon sound in the movie
←Rate | 01-01-2014 00:13 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon since New Years is on a hump day (Wednesday) maybe this will be the year I get a lo of humping
←Rate | 12-31-2013 22:30 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon new way for a woman to get even with her ex....take his credit card & go on a shopping spree at target
←Rate | 12-23-2013 23:42 by Eddy Comments (2)  


   messageicon if anyone is still shopping for Christmas gifts, this week is "procrastinator's week"
←Rate | 12-19-2013 00:57 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon how are OCD ppl made? a German person gets with a British person to make a baby so the baby is "Germish"
←Rate | 12-08-2013 00:49 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon while fixing the big Thanksgiving dinner remember to cook with wine like all the fancy tv chefs say....you'll be too drunk to realize what the family is saying or doing
←Rate | 11-27-2013 20:06 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon the last time I visitied a gym I was being graded on it
←Rate | 11-24-2013 23:44 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon sometimes I think love is like bigfoot......other people claim they have seen it & experienced it but I don't think I ever will
←Rate | 11-20-2013 03:23 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i wonder if the Pillsbury Doughboy has a Facebook account &when his friends "poke" him he makes the little noise like in the commercials
←Rate | 11-08-2013 22:30 by Eddy Comments (0)  




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