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   messageicon everyone hopes for a happy ending...except inmates
←Rate | 04-20-2012 03:24 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if a cannibal eats a vegetarian does that count as a full course meal?
←Rate | 04-26-2012 12:03 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if William Shatner takes a crap, does he call it a "captain's log"?
←Rate | 05-02-2012 07:54 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon im gonna get a tattoo to make my pen!s look like a broom...my gf SUCKS at cleaning
←Rate | 05-07-2012 18:05 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon now that Zuckerberg is married, if he divorces does she get the "face" half or the "book" half
←Rate | 05-20-2012 22:03 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon laughing cow cheese...i wonder what grass those cows eat to laugh so much
←Rate | 05-23-2012 23:03 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if dinosaurs really existed why dont you hear about them in the bible?...not even loading 2 of them on the ark
←Rate | 06-08-2012 04:05 by Eddy Comments (5)  


   messageicon golf is about "strokes" & "balls"...if that isnt a gay sport, idk what is
←Rate | 06-12-2012 18:52 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon according to the proctologist's hand gestures, my asshole is number 1
←Rate | 06-16-2012 03:38 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon hey dad, thanks for using a cheap condom...mom did the rest of the work
←Rate | 06-17-2012 01:05 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon the store has close parking spots for "new parents"...if I adopt a 10 yr old, do I get to park there?
←Rate | 06-17-2012 01:36 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon does fantasizing about the cheerleaders count as "fantasy football"?
←Rate | 06-24-2012 01:08 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon parents dont need energy drinks...they already have monsters that keep them awake all day
←Rate | 06-26-2012 00:43 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon the song "100 bottles of beer on the wall"...most not be much alcohol in them if you can keep track of 100 beers you've drank
←Rate | 07-02-2012 23:37 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon the way everything you do is connecting to facebook, I look for bank accounts to get connected one day & the bank teller will say "that check bounced but we see ur friends with this person who looks rich...ask them to borrow some"
←Rate | 08-27-2012 23:07 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon maybe i'll get laid by my wife....she said that will happen once in a blue moon
←Rate | 08-31-2012 10:53 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon are the smurfs just a midget tribe of the Avatars?
←Rate | 08-31-2012 10:59 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy labor day to all the moms out there....oh, you mean that's not what it means?
←Rate | 09-02-2012 20:34 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon women are like groceries....the really heavy ones should be double-bagged
←Rate | 09-04-2012 22:19 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cerebrospinal fluid (facebook asks what's on my mind)
←Rate | 09-08-2012 17:00 by Eddy Comments (0)  



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