easter OR bunny Funny Status Messages

   The after Easter prices of Cadbury Eggs and Peeps are one of life's simple but not quite free pleasures.

   Well it appears coming soon to a store near you...The Morning After Pill. Marketed in fun filled colors and your favorite cartoon characters. You can choose from flintstone, gummy bear, buggs bunny, or any of your favorite Disney characters...

   Today I wish a Happy Easter to my Greek Orthodox and Russian friends. Your ancestors really sucked at reading the calendar.

   I don't care what people say, Little Bunny Foo Foo was a bully to field mice!!!

   Next Easter falls on 4/20. If that's not a sign from God that weed should be legalized, I don't know what is.

   Just saw a store that already has Easter decorations out

   If I could have a moment of your time I'd just like to say, Happy Easter everyone.

   2 hours ago · WOW... I think Easter is getting here earlier and earlier....apparently I missed Justin Bieber's neighborhood egg hunt.

   @cpaman1981: Easter is on April 20th this year or as in the folks in Colorado and Washington call it, Sunday

   I'm sick to death of these letters from the City of College Station bullying me to mow my grass! If Walmat can prepare for Christmas 3 mths in advance why can't I do the same for Easter!!!??

   "I'm dreaming of a white...easter," said no one EVER!

   can't believe Jesus was born on Christmas and died on Easter, what are the odds? still, he accomplished a lot for a four month year old.

   Easter is coming up soon. the parents with multiple kids are kinda lucky......you'll have more than 1 chocolate bunny in the refrigerator & we know they like to reproduce.....never-ending supply of chocolate

   Easter this Sunday....The one day where I can say "I am putting all my EGGS in one basket!

   I think I will dye some Easter eggs white this year

   It is so weak, so convenient, and so easy to disparage Christianity here.there is a profoundness and goodness about Easter that many here are to lazy and shallow to consider.

   Jesus is ALIVE! Happy Easter

   hope it isnt wrong to put leftover Halloween candy in their Easter baskets.

   Today is EASTER GRASS bake day!!

   Looked all over and found no eggs,they were stacked neatly in a carton ,uncolored in the fridge...well played Easter bunny ..well played!!