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   messageicon If you're not my friend, click like then copy and paste this on your timeline. If we're truly friends, do nothing. I'd never insult your intelligence with such a ridiculous command.
←Rate | 08-04-2016 14:26 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon Beauty is directly correlated to 3D...Darkness, Distance, and Drunkedness.
←Rate | 01-08-2013 11:17 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've told you a million times...don't exaggerate.
←Rate | 03-08-2013 07:26 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon Internet searches get you many results, most are different and leaves one more confused than before the search. As a source for answers, the much lauded "Super Information Highway" has become the "Road To Nowhere".
←Rate | 04-02-2013 13:07 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon Screvving with a rubber is like eating steak with a balloon on your tongue.
←Rate | 04-04-2013 13:32 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hands don't make the music, the soul does.
←Rate | 03-18-2012 01:37 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ever notice that kids with Down Syndrome always seem to be so up? We could all take a lesson from them.
←Rate | 03-27-2012 06:46 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I don't know why poor people hate me. There's always a new refrigerator box in my front yard for them to use."~ Rush Limbaugh
←Rate | 01-28-2012 09:15 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon Perhaps when facebook goes public, they'll be able to afford servers that don't remind me of the unreliable one's who work the graveyard shift at Denny's.
←Rate | 02-02-2012 10:15 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon All the immortals survived St. Paddy's Day I see? Let us mere mortals now join our brethren and worship at our place of choice to further along that regressive human trait known as hypocrisy.
←Rate | 03-18-2012 08:20 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy Hump Day means zip to the 15% who work weekends, the 30% who do six days a week, 8% unemployed, 10% disabled, 15% on call, and the 20% who are retired. To the 2% that this actually applies to....bl0w me.
←Rate | 01-23-2013 10:27 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon Polling showed 27% of the USA bet on Atlanta to win. Must've been conducted by CNN.
←Rate | 02-06-2017 09:24 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's always that one person who doesn't get it. Don't be that person, no...don't be that person.
←Rate | 04-06-2012 07:53 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon G0D has granted me the Midas Touch. So far today, everything I've touched has turned to gold. Wha? Oh. Heh heh. No more Cheetos for breakfast.
←Rate | 01-30-2013 05:56 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have as much interest in golf as I have in golf.
←Rate | 03-01-2017 19:35 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon My sofa loves playing hide n' seek with the remotes, clever ba$tard always wins too.
←Rate | 01-18-2012 20:14 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon My girfriend's a h00ker with an IQ of 178. What a f**king know-it-all.
←Rate | 05-02-2012 20:19 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon So facebook is now making Poke suggestions. And it could be anything on your friends list. God knows I've always wanted to f**k the s**t out of McDonald's.
←Rate | 05-19-2012 07:53 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't care what anyone says. MySpace is NOT dead. I just friended two hotties. Wilma and Betty. In ya face, suckas!
←Rate | 04-25-2012 07:34 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yeah yeah, I'm a Grammar Nazi. Better than a Dumb Fokker.
←Rate | 04-06-2013 13:40 by Mickey Comments (0)  




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