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   messageicon Beyonce might be hot but underneath all that hair there will always be a little rubber band ball of nap.
←Rate | 12-04-2011 19:35 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon LOOK LEFT ------------------------> you failed.
←Rate | 12-06-2011 15:55 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some girls drink to get drunk. Some drink to get bi.
←Rate | 05-06-2013 22:33 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon "for just 15 cents a day" ...*changeschannel*
←Rate | 01-23-2014 23:50 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Allstate guy doesn't count as a black friend.
←Rate | 01-28-2012 00:37 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Next time I see a dead deer on the side of da road I'm going to leave & come back dressed as Santa Clause with a sign says, "Help, need ride"
←Rate | 12-13-2011 19:20 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fellas: If you're playing with your X-Box all day, she'll break up with you and some dude will be playing with your ex's box all night.
←Rate | 12-15-2011 23:03 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon If her p*ssy tastes like vinegar, she wasn't expecting you to get this far.”
←Rate | 12-26-2011 12:06 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon You're not in the club(-.(-.(-_-).-).-) well f**k you guys t(-_-t)
←Rate | 12-16-2011 11:02 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'd appreciate it if the city just delivered the phone books straight to my recycle bin.
←Rate | 12-21-2011 16:21 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon (╮°-°)╮┳━┳ " make me a Sandwich!" .. Girlfriend : ( -.-) "HELL NO!" ... (╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ "THE HELL YOU SAY?!?"
←Rate | 01-02-2012 10:06 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I went to a Muslim strip club last night, everyone was shouting "SHOW US YER FACE"
←Rate | 12-11-2011 00:30 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I keep a baseball bat under the bed just in case someone breaks in and throws a ball at me..
←Rate | 12-11-2011 00:18 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon That moment of depression when you find out that you ran out of milk for your cereal.
←Rate | 12-13-2011 23:15 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you have sex with someone for the first time you get an idea of what their ex liked
←Rate | 12-20-2011 20:09 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Shoutout to all the dark skinned girls with the cheetah print tattoo that looks like a 2nd degree burn....
←Rate | 06-15-2012 00:23 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Floyd Mayweather beat up his wife and wanted to go to jail so he can duck Manny Pacquiao again
←Rate | 12-21-2011 19:04 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon White parents: "Tommy, go in timeout Kid: NO mommy, YOU get in timeout. Black parents: Get ur ass in ur room before I punch you in the throat!
←Rate | 12-06-2011 23:35 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I mean, we all grieve in our own ways. She chose to listen to The Bodyguard soundtrack all night. I chose $1,100 worth of lap dances.
←Rate | 02-12-2012 11:41 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon K. K .K members never turn their TVs off cuz they don't want the screen to be black
←Rate | 12-16-2013 23:14 by fadolo Comments (0)  




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