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   messageicon Summer where all the days run into each other and every day is a saturday night!
←Rate | 07-11-2012 19:10 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Got out of jury duty by prefacing every answer with "according to the prophecy"
←Rate | 06-16-2010 12:20 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon trying to decide if I has an attitude problem today, or not.
←Rate | 06-03-2010 19:49 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
←Rate | 02-21-2010 10:32 by cj Comments (0)  


   messageicon •When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.
←Rate | 02-05-2010 18:45 by cj Comments (0)  


   messageicon I want to learn the Vietnamese language so I can sit here and understand the ladies doing pedicures. Between their tone and their giggles, I know they're talking Sh*t!!
←Rate | 01-27-2012 20:13 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Gene Police: You!! Out Of The Pool!
←Rate | 02-21-2010 10:29 by cj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy and enjoy life!!
←Rate | 06-22-2012 11:08 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Excuses are like backsides. Everybody's got one and they all stink.
←Rate | 07-13-2011 14:52 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon “So you think that money is the root of all evil. Have you ever asked what is the root of all money?
←Rate | 11-17-2011 21:10 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon B*tch please, I can remove 99% of your so called "Beauty" with a kleenex.
←Rate | 07-24-2012 11:10 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Clothes are half of what makes a man who he is. Take your favorite super hero, put him in drag, is he still your favorite?
←Rate | 04-22-2010 16:06 by cj Comments (0)  


   messageicon My blood type is Dutch Bros.
←Rate | 04-13-2011 11:29 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Try this: Get in a elevator with a bunch of strangers make sure you'r closest to the door,then turn and say, "I'm sure you'r all wondering why I gathered you here."
←Rate | 05-26-2012 11:47 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon So here's the deal... If I wanna hear about god or religion I'll go to church... So, if I delete you... You know why, Just a heads up....
←Rate | 12-22-2011 12:39 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
←Rate | 10-01-2010 13:14 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just got my confirmation! I'm on the guest list for Charlie Sheen's Brews, Blow & Hoe's party.
←Rate | 02-16-2011 09:32 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Have you seen these gas prices?? I just filled up and it doubled the value of my car!!
←Rate | 05-24-2012 14:12 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon You people that are all cleaned up with the tree out of the house need to stop showing off. The rest of us are drowning in cardboard boxes and pine needles.
←Rate | 12-26-2011 22:47 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon just received a coupon in the mail: Buy one sock, get one FREE! While socks last
←Rate | 06-16-2010 12:19 by cj Comments (0)  




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