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   messageicon clapping her hands and stomping her feet because she is happy and she knows it.
←Rate | 02-13-2008 17:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon purposely pouring water on Gremlins
←Rate | 05-08-2008 21:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon bored of thinking of funny things to write in status and isn't going to bother this time
←Rate | 05-29-2008 18:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon running with scissors... makes me feel dangerous!
←Rate | 05-03-2008 06:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon not gaining weight, he's retaining food!
←Rate | 05-18-2009 23:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon a Jedi. Obviously.
←Rate | 04-09-2008 01:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon chillin out maxin' relaxin all cool.
←Rate | 05-11-2008 11:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon in fact the real slim shady
←Rate | 05-15-2008 07:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon in a PBS world with a MTV mind
←Rate | 04-30-2008 07:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wants a hug
←Rate | 04-16-2008 19:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon may not be Fred Flintstone but I can still make your bedrock
←Rate | 04-01-2008 13:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon tired of following his dreams, he/she is just gonna ask where they are going and hook up with them later
←Rate | 04-23-2009 09:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "somewhere in the land of Oz, picking on a scarecrow. "
←Rate | 01-11-2009 15:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon not the empire but I still strike back...
←Rate | 04-23-2009 22:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon not doing what Simon says
←Rate | 01-12-2008 20:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?
←Rate | 05-14-2009 06:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks it's pretty stupid that he can't remove his name from the status box here. I mean what kind of guy speaks of himself in third-person anyway? For real...
←Rate | 04-14-2009 15:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon stuck in the moment and he can't get out of it...
←Rate | 05-19-2009 18:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon hiding false teeth at the old folks home for the Easter hunt
←Rate | 03-19-2009 09:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met :(
←Rate | 12-12-2008 16:21 Comments (0)  




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