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   messageicon Going vegetarian is a missed steak.......sorry had to
←Rate | 04-06-2014 20:56 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today local police found an unidentified man's body in a park nearby. They describe him as having a Beer Belly, Saggy Balls, Wrinkly Ass and a tiny little Wiener. I was just checking to make sure that you are okay.
←Rate | 08-03-2014 08:35 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon There is a fine line between fishing and standing on shore looking like an idiot
←Rate | 03-11-2014 12:00 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon What does a Colt want to be when it grows up? A Bronco! Go Payton Manning
←Rate | 09-23-2012 10:14 by MWC Comments (1)  


   messageicon If you lose your hearing, is it ear replaceable?
←Rate | 04-14-2014 08:57 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'
←Rate | 04-08-2014 11:15 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon This world is getting so uptight!!... Buck Owens once had a tiger by the tail and nobody batted an eye!!
←Rate | 08-04-2015 18:20 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't change the channel when those stupid snuggie commercials come on because I'm under a blanket and I don't want my arms to get cold.
←Rate | 01-08-2014 06:22 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dancing on my grave? Over my dead body!!!
←Rate | 09-30-2012 11:08 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your Mother
←Rate | 01-09-2016 08:15 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon They say you are what you eat...so I'm gonna eat a skinny person
←Rate | 10-12-2012 21:13 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Desperado has a Peaceful Easy Feeling in the Hotel California...R.I.P. Glenn
←Rate | 01-18-2016 18:10 by MWC Comments (1)  


   messageicon 69% of everything a guy reads, he finds something dirty in it.
←Rate | 09-30-2012 15:48 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I went to the mall today and the power went out, I was stuck on the escalator for 30 minutes.
←Rate | 04-01-2013 11:03 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Patiently waiting for the Pro zac to kick in so I can start my day....Ok, Maybe NOT patiently!!!
←Rate | 02-22-2014 08:57 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Money is not everything. There's also MasterCard & Visa.
←Rate | 03-21-2014 08:06 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon You call me a Red Neck Back Woods Hillbilly, just because I go to the family reunion to find a date!...So be it!
←Rate | 09-14-2012 10:56 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Whats the fastest way to make a woman pick cotton?" "Set the string on fire!"
←Rate | 09-17-2012 12:45 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I get a headache, I take 2 aspirin, and keep away from children, just like the bottle says.
←Rate | 10-08-2012 14:29 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife just put me in charge of obeying her.
←Rate | 04-06-2014 20:53 by MWC Comments (0)  




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