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   messageicon This status is dedicated to all the pretty girls and the ugly ones too cause to me your pretty anyway baby.
←Rate | 04-30-2013 18:49 by L Comments (1)  


   messageicon after you break down in a car you feel so violated, you don't even want the car no more.
←Rate | 01-09-2012 21:45 by L Comments (1)  


   messageicon a little shake .. a little tingle.. a little shake.. a little tingle.
←Rate | 06-20-2014 17:58 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon customers get on my nerves, if you gotta wait on a line wait !...."open up another register" If you at a red light you don't tell the police to open up another red light do you? wait you turn!
←Rate | 11-08-2011 19:27 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon its been so windy lately, I think mother nature ate some bad Taco Bell.
←Rate | 01-18-2012 10:30 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon preparing for sunshine but expecting rain.
←Rate | 01-20-2012 02:58 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon such a drunk I just took the Wine out of Amys house.
←Rate | 10-16-2011 16:44 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon "F hash tags and retweets, 140 characters in these streets"
←Rate | 07-16-2013 16:33 by L Comments (1)  


   messageicon froget the world ending in 2012 , my inspection sticker ends in 2012!!
←Rate | 12-31-2011 17:38 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just threw my clothes away and bought my garbage to the laundry mat
←Rate | 08-10-2013 15:24 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon My brackets perfect so far, I fill it out after every game.
←Rate | 03-22-2013 17:39 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's my birthday!! These crazy woman sending me all these flowers it look like a funeral up in here
←Rate | 06-15-2015 10:58 by L Comments (0)  


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