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   messageicon if family visits tonight dressed as zombies, I just might start palying "resident evil...the wii version"
←Rate | 10-31-2011 22:03 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon raisins....nonalcoholic box of wine
←Rate | 04-20-2017 00:10 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon it's the time of year agian to get a lot of fruit cakes...now I cant wait for them to leave & go back to their own homes
←Rate | 12-11-2016 00:04 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon pi day & hump day....it must be "Jason Biggs day"
←Rate | 03-14-2018 08:21 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon this asshole looking over my shoulder thought I was a nice person until 2 seconds ago
←Rate | 10-23-2011 22:23 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon my new years resolution is 800 x 600
←Rate | 01-02-2016 17:51 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Where do I sign up for the Space Force? I've heard "not if you were the last guy on Earth" so space is still hopeful
←Rate | 08-12-2018 23:31 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon why do some parents send the kid to their room when their bad?..."you did something wrong so go where you keep your toys & think about it"
←Rate | 12-04-2011 21:59 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon the irony is a group of blacks picked the white cotton guy out.....for life
←Rate | 04-29-2014 21:47 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i could of been ur dad but ur mom didnt have change for a dollar
←Rate | 11-02-2011 02:37 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i just went to town. these new cars have gps, satellite radio & a thing in the seat to warm your butt....turn signal seems to be optional
←Rate | 02-23-2012 17:34 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon id hate to be a vegetarian in Russia....everything suddenly tastes a little meteor
←Rate | 02-15-2013 18:13 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think an eye doctor should run for president in 2020 with the slogan "a perfect vision"
←Rate | 07-22-2016 18:07 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon roses are red, chocolate is brown, some ppl will be stuck at home looking for singles in their town
←Rate | 02-14-2013 07:59 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon it's not "stalking" .....it's "starting a secret fan club that only has 1 member"
←Rate | 04-14-2014 21:28 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon idk why the amazon CEO doesn't cal l himself the "Amazon Prime Minister"
←Rate | 02-06-2018 19:06 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I opened up this app & just keep swiping right at all the sexy pictures...I can't believe how many selfies I have stored in my pictures
←Rate | 04-25-2017 03:01 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon on the flight back home dont let Romney sit by the window....he might really try to open it this time
←Rate | 11-06-2012 23:34 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I missed my ex today so I reloaded & shot again
←Rate | 01-04-2012 22:58 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon 1 day i'm gonna be telling my kids about payphones, no cell phones or internet & the video games aren't portable....& the kids will think it's a fairy tale
←Rate | 02-16-2012 04:09 by Eddy Comments (0)  




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