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   messageicon heading out to track down that homeless guy holding the "End Of Days Is Coming", "Repent Now" sign at the corner....Be right back : )
←Rate | 03-11-2011 07:16 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not sure who the heck Martha Graham is, but damn she inspired a great Google Doodle today.........
←Rate | 05-11-2011 06:45 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon rael, I will trade my Obama for your Netanyahu and I will even throw in Joe Biden if you want him........
←Rate | 05-24-2011 12:42 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Now we finally know what Obama was hiding on his birth certificate. Under favorite band, it says: "Nickleback."
←Rate | 04-27-2011 15:02 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon World Cup in Qatar? Does that mean 2024 Summer Olympics in Baghdad or Kabul?
←Rate | 12-02-2010 07:29 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon (_̅_̲̲̲̲̲̅̅̅̅̅̅̅_̅__̅_̅_̅()~~~ passs it!!!
←Rate | 03-26-2011 00:27 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon FYI West Coast friends: If your just waking up, you might want to put floaties on. Just saying......
←Rate | 03-11-2011 09:33 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon giving up Pabst Blue Ribbon for Lent.. first few days are always the hardest
←Rate | 03-07-2011 15:06 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think I want a 3D bigscreen, now I just need 3 grand....
←Rate | 08-02-2010 10:29 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon First Top Hat, thenTop Kill, who's running the show; Carrot Top??
←Rate | 05-31-2010 19:24 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon I ate all of the Girl Scout cookies : ( Do you think Michelle Obama would mind if I buy some more??
←Rate | 02-27-2011 12:10 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon just heard a rumor that President Obama is going to hire Servpro (Like it never even happened) to remove the remaining water out of BP's oil in the Gulf of Mexico........
←Rate | 06-11-2010 18:07 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon BREAKING NEWS: Mubarak to remain in office, "I will step down when the Cleveland Cavaliers win a game." More details coming soon.......
←Rate | 02-11-2011 00:18 by Bill Comments (1)  


   messageicon I got my Do-si-dos. Sad thing is I'm about to eat the whole box, I'll be mad at myself later...........
←Rate | 02-23-2012 20:22 by bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Breaking News: Governor Scott Walker to announce Omar Suleiman as his vice-governor in Wisconsin.........
←Rate | 02-17-2011 14:35 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did the Colonel really call President Obama his son?? Why am I not surprised.........
←Rate | 03-19-2011 06:45 by Bill Comments (0)  


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