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   messageicon Love comes from the brain; an erecti0n comes from the heart.
←Rate | 04-16-2012 14:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why can't Star Wars fans ever get laid? Because they are looking for love in Alderaan places.
←Rate | 05-04-2017 10:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Locks of love should just visit my shower.
←Rate | 06-25-2013 20:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My significant other is all warm and wet this morning..I love my coffee!!!!
←Rate | 08-26-2013 09:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you love someone you take interest in their interests or at least pretend to.
←Rate | 12-26-2012 11:30 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love having marital relations. My wife knows what I like and I know what she won't do!
←Rate | 10-16-2015 08:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It’s cute how some people still believe in love and happily ever after.
←Rate | 12-15-2013 05:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon someone to love and someone that loves me. and it would be awesome if they were the same person for once
←Rate | 02-01-2014 23:19 by pimpjuice Comments (0)  


   messageicon Love isn't going to knock on your door, unless you fall in love with a Jehovah's Witness.
←Rate | 02-13-2014 12:17 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dont try to change to please someone else. Love yourself, honor yourself, respect yourself, and be your own person, and someone will love you just they way you are!.....Unless of course your just a narcissistic jerk. Then by all.means, change!
←Rate | 08-13-2019 08:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just saw a text "I hate Ben Stein" and now I love him even more
←Rate | 02-26-2018 14:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Love is being someone's favorite confusion.
←Rate | 08-04-2013 11:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can’t express to you in words how much I love you and that’s why I’m at your house setting up candles and sharpening your knives.
←Rate | 05-05-2013 13:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are 5 things in life you cannot recover: A stone...after it's thrown. A word...after it is said. An occasion...after it's missed. The time...after it's gone. A person...after they die. Life is short. Forgive quickly. Kiss slowly. Love truly.
←Rate | 08-05-2011 13:32 by J Jones Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't be disappointed if the person you love doesn't love you, because God has said "This is my world and even I couldn't make my every creation love me"
←Rate | 12-23-2011 14:41 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon I noticed the car in front of me had a bumper sticker that said "Honk if you love Jesus." So I honked at him and he waved...next time wave with all ALL your fingers!!
←Rate | 08-05-2011 22:37 by bikerlynn Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only "B" word you should call a women is beautiful. B*tches love to be called beautiful
←Rate | 03-22-2012 22:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'll probably never love anything as much as this sweet old lady sitting next to me at the Blackjack table loves her next cigarette.
←Rate | 03-03-2012 17:35 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Love: When you still like someone after marriage.
←Rate | 08-11-2015 14:28 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon The two favorite buttons I LOVE on Facebook: "Hide all posts from this person" and "Hide friend request".
←Rate | 07-04-2011 21:47 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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