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   messageicon Love when people update their Facebook page 20+ times a day. Frickin annoying. We get it you are important!!
←Rate | 08-25-2012 03:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon fall in love with a person for their brains and not their looks. Eh, save that sh!t for ugly people
←Rate | 08-23-2012 18:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It is said that the first step to solving the problem of an addict!on is the verbal admission of the issue itself. Okay then: I love n@ked women.
←Rate | 08-23-2012 09:46 by eg: Mike Smith Comments (0)  


   messageicon "You love to laugh?? Wow, how unique!" said no one, ever...
←Rate | 08-22-2012 21:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon We only stalk the ones we love.
←Rate | 08-22-2012 08:38 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon I swear ugly people find love faster.
←Rate | 08-21-2012 23:52 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If any woman says "I love you" to me for the first time, then I have the right to say "Do you have evidence to support that statement?"
←Rate | 08-21-2012 08:03 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon All through their lives while raising my kids, I consistently told them that when they grow up they should “do what you love.” I probably should have also mentioned that they should run like hell as soon as they heard the sirens.
←Rate | 08-19-2012 22:02 by jacksje4 Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's no worse feeling than lying next to the person you love and they don't know you love them. Or that you're in their house again.
←Rate | 08-18-2012 15:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I say I love you, I do it with the same amount of sincerity with which a celebrity claims he loves all his fans. Zero.
←Rate | 08-18-2012 13:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I love it when you rub your happiness in my face & facebook" said no one ever.
←Rate | 08-17-2012 20:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "SWAG" LOL....I love to know where words originate from and in the 1960's a group of men came up with the term "SWAG"....it's meaning Secretly We Are G@y!! True story!! So go get your SWAG on and please post on FB everytime you do so I can laugh at you!!
←Rate | 08-17-2012 15:31 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon 11 year olds today: "Omg I love smokin pot. I get like so drunk. Yolo!" Me when I was 11: "I can't wait to go home and play Club Penguin!
←Rate | 08-16-2012 21:58 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Was it wrong to wear a "I love happy endings" t-shirt to massage envy?
←Rate | 08-16-2012 17:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sex might satisfy, food might fuel, love might sustain, but without booze, what is the point?
←Rate | 08-16-2012 12:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love cooking for my man because it makes me feel both independent and oppressed at the same time.
←Rate | 08-16-2012 10:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Love doesn't need to be perfect, it just needs to be true.
←Rate | 08-15-2012 21:58 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I would love to agree with you, but there is no point in both of us being wrong.
←Rate | 08-15-2012 19:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love when you go to get a massage and they ask you where it hurts and you start crying cause it's your entire existence.
←Rate | 08-15-2012 03:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Being in love is the smartest way of being stupid.
←Rate | 08-14-2012 03:26 Comments (0)  




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