love Funny Status Messages

   i would give you a dozen roses, 11 real and 1 fake, then tell you that I will love you till the last one dies...

   I love when I can still smell your colon on my pillow the next day. -why spelling matters

   Ghetto Word of the Day: DECIDE. Usage: “My boy Trey is fronting like he love his girl, but errbody know he got a couple of chicks on decide”.

   The less you know about someone, the easier it is to love them.

   You cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them until they become afraid and give in.

   I wished I loved anything as much as white folks love saying "gracias" in Mexican restaurants.

   One should always be in love, this is the reason one should never marry

   Girls we love for what they are; men for what they promise to be.

   I Love The Taste Of Water...Especially If It Has Barley,Yeast,Hops,and Sugar Added To It and Left In A Little Dark Brown Bottle In A Cool Celler For A Few Months.

   It's really very simple; I will love you unconditionally as long as you just do everything I say.

   I know its true love when I like you even when I'm sober.

   I love it when someone takes a good joke and make it even better. Keep it up guys.

   I totally love and fully respect that you're a little bit slutty

   First time I married 4 love. I've learned my lesson. Next time it's all about sex and money, but mostly sex.

   Mom, you know I love you, but I am not adding you on facebook.

   You see son, when two girls love each other very much they have this CUP…

   Paul Revere had a time capsule. They opened it up after a couple of hundred years, and guess what they found? A stack of love letters from Barbara Walters..

   You call it the love of your life, I call it a bottle of liquor.

   Just gunna stand there and steal my fries...? But thats alright because I love your massive thighs...

   Describing a woman as "Fine" evokes a certain mental image. Describing her as "Fine as Frogs Hair" evokes a completely different image. For example Courtney Cox is "Fine" but Courney Love is "Fine as Frogs Hair."