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   messageicon During the holidays people have to make a choice between enjoying the holidays or spending it with the relatives.
←Rate | 12-27-2017 06:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are 361 days until Christmas and people already have their lights up. This is getting ridiculous.
←Rate | 12-27-2017 08:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Big moment here: I just finished building that gingerbread house for the holidays.
←Rate | 01-16-2018 21:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You people can keep blaming your weight or tight fitting clothes on the holidays if you want, but I am not going to lie to myself, most of you were Fat in December too
←Rate | 01-20-2018 04:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Steam Workshop :: Zoey with Christmas Hat
←Rate | 03-12-2018 22:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I guess I’ll take my Christmas tree down today.
←Rate | 03-24-2018 12:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hacked into Santa's computer and obtain is naughty girls list........ Looks like there be no more lonely nights for me.
←Rate | 05-08-2018 20:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon WIFE: I regret getting you that blender for Christmas. ME: {drinking toast} Why?
←Rate | 07-01-2018 11:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do the Flintstones celebrate Christmas?....any scholars out there?
←Rate | 09-27-2018 01:30 Comments (2)  


   messageicon FACT : If someone is playing Xmas music in October, you're legally allowed to kill them and use their corpse as a Halloween decoration.
←Rate | 10-03-2018 02:44 by Stevielea Comments (0)  


   messageicon Santa Claus uses foreign elves to make his toys. It's time to bring those jobs back to America. Huge tariffs coming to the North Pole!
←Rate | 10-10-2018 15:05 by Truman Comments (3)  


   messageicon You've already put up your Christmas tree? That's nothing. I'm already drunk for St. Patrick's Day.
←Rate | 10-18-2018 03:28 by Crewz Comments (0)  


   messageicon “Ho ho oh my God I can’t stop giggling!” -Santa Claus, after eating cookies in homes across Canada
←Rate | 10-21-2018 06:35 Comments (0)  




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