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   messageicon Why do you Americans have to involve race in everything? Leave it to the media to put ideas into your minds. The country/world will never know peace until we start referring to each other as human beings. One Love...
←Rate | 12-08-2014 14:50 by JEBI Comments (1)  


   messageicon P.E.T.A.= People Eating Tasty Animals....... I LOVE HUNTING SEASON!
←Rate | 10-14-2010 22:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
←Rate | 06-22-2010 20:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some call it stalking. I call it love.
←Rate | 08-25-2010 17:12 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love everybody. Some I love to be around. Some I love to avoid. And some I'd love to punch in the face.
←Rate | 10-04-2011 19:12 by michelle Comments (0)  


   messageicon My love life is like a unicorn. I don't have a unicorn.
←Rate | 11-15-2014 07:35 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love being a father. Children start off as little bundles of joy and eventually grown up to be great at getting you a beer.
←Rate | 10-07-2012 11:04 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pets are so easy to love. They are honest and react to kindness without wanting to know what's in your bank. Humans could take a lesson.
←Rate | 07-18-2013 14:53 by Kisstopher707 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Love is in the air. Try not to breathe.
←Rate | 09-20-2014 06:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Step ladders are just like regular ladders except they don't love you as much.
←Rate | 02-23-2015 13:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fall in love? Is that when you like the same pizza toppings as someone else?
←Rate | 09-09-2015 00:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ahhhh...pity. Where would my love life have been without it?
←Rate | 09-15-2010 15:50 by Heather26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I "don't lock my phone," love you.
←Rate | 12-19-2012 00:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away.
←Rate | 02-01-2010 14:08 by j dubb Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think I am beginning to understand Americans. I now know they love guns, blowjobs, masturbation, naps, not wearing pants, pizza, beer and a good murder.
←Rate | 11-24-2014 08:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy New Year Facebook world! Keep the drama coming in 2015. Love it!!
←Rate | 12-31-2014 16:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its snowing again! Oh don't worry I will be posting fresh photos soon because I know you all love that!
←Rate | 02-05-2011 19:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Being a TV writer for CSI: Miami would be the best. You would never get rejected. "Your script is over-the-top and and makes no sense. We love it!"
←Rate | 10-25-2010 19:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes the people you love the most are the ones that hurt you the most...but it's up to you to decide who you live through the pain for...
←Rate | 10-13-2010 21:43 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Make love, not war. Hell do both, get married.
←Rate | 12-02-2011 21:05 by Katana Comments (0)  




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