love Funny Status Messages

   People who say, “I am a lover NOT a fighter” are full of bullsh!t. If you love something, you WILL fight for it.

   Raise your hand if you are one of those people who have to publicly announce that they're in love...and with that hand, b*tch-slap yourself.

   People with little or no education love to argue the most.

   ♥ True love doesn't have a happy ending. It has NO ending ♥

   I sent that b!tch a smiley face. B!tches LOVE smiley faces

   Would just love to punch someone in the Kidneys but apparently society frowns upon that

   I once asked my Dad if it was ok to love a midget, he said son- It just depends if you're nuts over her.

   Jeff Gordon vs. Jimmie Johnson...I love it when DIVA's fight!!

   Don't fall in love, fall off a bridge... Its much less painful

   HATE: a SPECIAL KIND OF LOVE GIVEN TO PEOPLE WHO SUCK!

   Our love making is great but it's the talking, cuddling and intimacy I enjoy the most…..ok, she's gone. It's really the sex!!

   True love means never having to pick just one hole.

   Buy her alcohol, lots of alcohol. Women love it when you buy them alcohol.

   The sooner you admit that you love me, the sooner I will stop spray painting my name in hearts on your car & leave you alone like all men.

   If love is a battlefield, and love is also blind, it makes sense why the outcome is always a huge disaster.

   it's time to break out the kiddie pool and fill it with cranberry sauce.... Time for Bubba and Sis to fight over that turkey leg Springer-style. Gotta love Family Thanksgiving Traditions....

   RELATIONSHIP: A bond between two people; One person works to create/maintain love and fufillment while the other person waits for something better to come along....:(

   I love old people because they're wise and smell like soup.

   Don't you love it when your iPod is about to fall, and your earphones save it's life?

   I Love People Who Find It Easy To Agree With Me But I Respect The People Who Can Muster The Courage & The Balls To Disagree With Me!!