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   messageicon When you realize winter is still 5 week away!
←Rate | 11-18-2014 21:09 by flipphonescott Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've heard that the Eskimos have over 80 words to describe snow. Hell, they should get jobs in the Lipstick Color Naming Department at Revlon
←Rate | 10-22-2010 09:59 by @seddy90 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Science Schmience. I think they've got it backwards. Birds don't fly south for the winter, they fly north for the summer. Nyah!
←Rate | 10-10-2011 20:10 by MC Bird Brain Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Punxsutawney Phil, If you are not frozen, please come out of your little home tomorrow morning with your eyes closed(so you don't see your shadow) and flip everyone off. That should sum up this winter.
←Rate | 02-01-2011 15:50 by acreak Comments (0)  


   messageicon I once peed a girl's name in the snow, so don't tell me I don't know romance.
←Rate | 09-15-2012 11:43 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon An apple a day keeps the doctor away? Bull$hitt. Apples are dangerous. Just look at Eve, Snow White, Blackberry or any pig at a luau.
←Rate | 08-15-2013 07:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thinking about suing my job for refusing to recognize my religion of being a bear and denying me my beliefs of winter hibernation.
←Rate | 11-16-2012 11:24 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sorry To Hear The Size Of Your Snow Angel Made You Realize You Need To Go To The Gym.
←Rate | 12-14-2010 08:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tis the season again, the first snow! Please let me say to all idiots who think that since they have an SUV you somehow gain super powers and are invincible, TIRES ON ICE ARE TIRES ON ICE your 4x4 this doesn't stop you from sliding on ice you morons!
←Rate | 12-14-2010 09:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Eskimo's allegedly have 52 words for snow. I have several words for snow also...
←Rate | 02-24-2011 17:44 Comments (1)  


   messageicon This is pure snow! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?
←Rate | 12-06-2010 17:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It looks like everyone wants Jon Snow to play NFL...he wont bend a knee
←Rate | 09-27-2017 04:48 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon HEY PEOPLE DRIVING IN SNOW, IF TRAFFIC'S REALLY BAD MAKE SURE YOU TAKE YOUR EYES OFF THE ROAD AND TYPE IN A TWEET ABOUT IT, OK?
←Rate | 01-21-2012 13:31 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon I always have skis mounted on the roof of my car just in case I flip it and land in the snow.
←Rate | 01-20-2014 18:57 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Disney purchased Lucasfilms, LTD?? I personally can't wait for some of those gems to start coming out. Particularly, Snow White and the Seven Storm Troopers, Swiss Family Skywalker and - my favorite - Song of the Sith...
←Rate | 10-31-2012 08:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Parents, How do you expect kids to listen to you when: Tarzan lives half naked. Cinderella comes back at midnight. Pinocchio lies all the time. Aladdin is the king of thieves. Batman drives at 320km/h. Sleeping beauty is lazy. Snow white sleeps with
←Rate | 04-23-2011 09:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cats are smarter than dogs, you'll never see 8 cats pulling some dumb a$$ through the snow!!
←Rate | 02-16-2010 20:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon How do you find will smith in the snow? Look for the fresh prints...
←Rate | 10-07-2010 11:18 by Thrasher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Snow White is my favorite Disney movie about a man trying to hook up with a woman who just wants to sleep.
←Rate | 12-15-2013 13:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't eat the green snow!!!
←Rate | 03-17-2017 14:12 by John Y Comments (0)  



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