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   messageicon dear mosquitoes, ur not welcomed here just because the ligt's on...this isn't Motel 6
←Rate | 06-22-2010 18:11 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon ever wonder if someone trusts you? grab the hammer & say "hold the nail"
←Rate | 07-14-2014 05:50 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon 2020 will be like any other election...Kanye will vote for Kanye
←Rate | 08-31-2015 02:15 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Luke 6:27 But I tell you who hear me: Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you....I got you a Carnival Cruise ticket
←Rate | 03-19-2013 18:54 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon TGIF....this gas is free (neighbor doesnt use locking gas cap
←Rate | 03-09-2012 03:07 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon brought to you today...by the neighbor's router
←Rate | 10-24-2012 02:16 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon you know it's holiday time when you see a charlie brown special on tv
←Rate | 10-27-2011 20:06 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if William Shatner takes a crap, does he call it a "captain's log"?
←Rate | 05-02-2012 07:54 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if NASA scientists are so smart, why didnt they pay attention to physics...what goes up must come down
←Rate | 09-23-2011 12:19 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon whenver ur alone & need a hug, just remember....so does a cactus
←Rate | 02-11-2013 16:24 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've always been told to dress for the job you want. I love my cape
←Rate | 03-19-2013 18:49 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon the 1st amendment gives you the freedom of speech but the 2nd amendment gives me the right to bear arms
←Rate | 10-12-2011 00:24 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon why is there a diet version of everything good except chocolate? hmm...where does Hershey's keep their "suggestion box"?
←Rate | 08-31-2010 22:53 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i'm thinking about sending a fruitcake to some family members for Christmas...u know the old saying "you are what you eat"
←Rate | 12-15-2012 01:32 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon raisins....nonalcoholic box of wine
←Rate | 04-20-2017 00:10 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if family visits tonight dressed as zombies, I just might start palying "resident evil...the wii version"
←Rate | 10-31-2011 22:03 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon it's the time of year agian to get a lot of fruit cakes...now I cant wait for them to leave & go back to their own homes
←Rate | 12-11-2016 00:04 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon pi day & hump day....it must be "Jason Biggs day"
←Rate | 03-14-2018 08:21 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon this asshole looking over my shoulder thought I was a nice person until 2 seconds ago
←Rate | 10-23-2011 22:23 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Agree or disagree with the Trump protesters....he got more people walking in 1 day than Michelle Obama did in 8 years
←Rate | 01-24-2017 01:07 by Eddy Comments (0)  


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